Bratty Sister
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My bratty sister walked into the living room where I was watching tv and said, “Why do Mom and Dad still let you live here? All you do is watch tv and jerk off all day.” She’s not wrong, but that was rude as fuck. Plus there’s a third thing I’ve been doing lately, and that’s astral projection. I decide to use that new skill to teach her to mind her own fucking business. As she walked away, my body went limp as I cast my soul into hers. She turned back to the couch and plopped down next to me. I took the remote out of my body’s hand and said in my sister’s annoying voice, “Bro, for a change of pace, why don’t you use MY body to watch tv while you play with my wet pussy. I’ll be sure to tell dad it’s my fault the remote’s all sticky, because I’m gonna shove it deep inside to help get me off.”