Fast Times at Ridgemount High By Tobyredone

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Fast Times at Ridgemount High - Chapter 1

Author - Tobyredone

I trudged slowly up the sidewalk to my best friend Harry’s house as I contemplated my death. Would it be slow and torturous, or would it happen all in one quick fell swoop? I knew I’d be in trouble for going over to Harry’s house without stopping at home first and telling my step mom where I was going, but I didn’t think that would matter very much seeing as I was a dead man walking anyway. As I reached his porch I leaned forward and let my head slam into the hardwood front door. I then leaned back and slammed my head into the door one more time. My forehead ached, but that didn’t stop me from doing it one more time. My vision swam, but I pulled back and started to lean forward to continue my self-destructive knocking, only this time my head didn’t hit oak. I fell forward and sprawled out across the floor as I looked up and saw Harry standing there wearing his pajamas and wrapped in a blanket.

“Kevin, what the fuck is wrong with you?” Harry asked as he leaned over to stare at me.

After I finished groaning, I rolled onto my back looked up at him, “Where in the fuck have you been for the past week? I’m in serious trouble! I’m probably gonna die!”

Harry simply rolled his eyes, and started walking back to his room, leaving me there on the floor. I quickly scrambled to get back to my feet and headed after him. As I walked into his room I saw he was already back in his reclining desk chair and had unpaused his video game. I flopped down on his bed and let out a loud groan, which he ignored completely, so I let out a second louder one and followed that up with, “I thought my best friend would care just a little bit more if I lived or died.”

Harry paused his game again, spun his chair to face and then leaned forward in his chair and asked, “Okay dude, what’s the huge problem?”

“I’m a dead man, that’s the problem!” I replied back as I wrapped my arm over my face.

“Yeah, I get that drama-queen. Why are you a dead man? I need a bit more of the story,” Harry said as sighed and flopped back against his chair.

“Because I got busted!” I whined as I peeked through my arm and looked at him before continuing, “You remember that egg, grease, and spray paint prank that we were supposed to pull together? Well, when you didn’t show I went ahead and tried to do it with-out you, and I got busted!”

“You seriously did that prank? Badass! Damn, I wanted to be there,” Harry replied as he leaned forward in his chair once more.

“Yeah, where were you? You’re supposed to be teaching me the ropes on how to do these pranks and get away with them! You’re supposed to be my Yoda, dude!” I complained back to him.

“I was sick,” Harry replied.

“Yeah, like you’re sick right now?” I said as I looked around at the soda cans and microwaveable television dinners that were stacked in his room.

“Hey, I was really sick before. Today is just me trying to milk one more day out of it from my mom, dickhead.” He retorted.

“Whatever,” I replied glumly.

“Anyway, how did they bust you?” Harry asked, “Did they catch you while you were egging the cars? Spray painting the parking lot?”

“They have me on video buying the supplies,” I replied as I kicked at the air.

“Didn’t you check out the location of the cameras? I told you that was rule three!” Harry asked as he cocked his head at me.

“Of course I did,” I replied.

“Then you couldn’t have been dumb enough to forget rule one. Please tell me you wore a freakin’ hat!” Harry said as he sighed deeply.

“I wore a hat,” I said with a shrug.

“Then how did they bust you?” Harry asked with a confused look on his face, “Did the clerk pick you out of a line up?”

“No, Vice-Principal Wergstaff got the video from the Megamart, watched in, and can totally tell it’s me! He called my stepmom and she’s going in for a meeting tomorrow after school! After that, Mr. Wergstaff said he would make certain that I get sent to juvie!” I shouted out.

“Did you see the video?” Harry asked.

“Yeah, he showed it to me when he was trying to get me to confess,” I replied glumly.

“Can you see anything on the video? Like your face?” Harry asked as he started to stroke his chin with his fingers, obviously plotting something.

“Well, no, but you can totally tell it’s me!” I whined.

“Did you confess yet?” he asked.

“No, I told Mr. Wergstaff I didn’t know who it was, and that I was with my stepmom at home during that time, so then he made a call to her and wants to meet tomorrow after school to talk, and when he asks if I was with her, she’s not gonna lie for me, and then I’ll get hauled off to juvie! Plus, I’ll probably get grounded for the rest of my life after that!” I complained loudly.

“Does Heidi know what the meeting is about?” Harry asked as he continued stroking his chin.

“My stepmom? No, he didn’t tell her. He wants to see me squirm in front of him when he busts me in person,” I replied in a melancholy tone.

“Hmm…” Harry simply replied.

“Hmm? Hmm!?! That’s all my best friend can say as I’m about to get busted for his stupid prank! I came over here for sympathy, and all I get is you sitting there and stroking your chin! I mean you barely stopped playing your video game for this!” I whined.

“Hey, the Kill or Die tournament for Maximum Soldier Four is in a few weeks, and I need to make certain I’m on the top of my game asshat! I didn’t force you pull any pranks, and now I’m just trying to come up with a plan to help you out. Stop being such a dick munch, dick munch!” He shot back.

“Well then what’s your plan, genius?” I asked him as I rolled my eyes.

“I feel sort of responsible for not being there. I understand that I am the prank master, and you’re my padawan. So, I think I can help you out here, but you have to trust me, and do what I say. You’re either one hundred percent in, or you’re out,” Harry said in a serious voice.

“Like you can get me out of this! It’s come too far Harry! Even for you!” I replied.

“Bullshit. You can never take a prank too far! And I can get you out of this. All you have to do is say that I’m your master, and promise that you’ll go along with whatever I say,” Harry replied with a smile.

“Fuck you Harry,” I replied.

“Fine.”

I thought about what he said for a few moments, and realized I had nothing to lose so I asked him, “How are you going to get me out of this?”

“Say it. I’m your master. You’ll do whatever I say. Oh, and you also have to promise that you won’t breathe a word of what I’m going to tell you, or do to anyone!” Harry said rather solemnly.

“Fine. You’re the master.” I replied as I rolled my eyes.

“No! Do it right, dickmunch! I need to hear you promise,” Harry again said but I could tell he was being serious.

I sat up and looked at him for a minute without saying anything as I tried to see if he was messing with me. I decided that he wasn’t, so I replied, “Harry, you’re my master. I’ll do what you tell me to, and I won’t tell anyone anything.”

“You swear on our blood pact?” Harry asked with a cocked eyebrow.

“Yes! Jeeze dude, I swear! How are you gonna get me out of this?” I pleaded with him.

“I’m gonna possess your stepmom Heidi,” He replied with a smug grin.

I blinked a few times, and then swung my legs over the side of his bed and started to get up, “Well, it’s been nice talking to you, but I’m gonna go home and face the music. Thanks for making fun of me, dickhead.”

“Whoa! Wait a minute, I’m serious,” Harry replied as he got up to stop me from leaving.

“You realize how what you just said sounds fucking insane, right?” I asked as I raised my eyebrows.

“Hey, a week ago, I wouldn’t have believed me either, but I swear I’m telling the truth,” Harry said as he held up his hands and then got a sly look on his face, “I’ll prove it. Wait here for two minutes.”

Harry left in a rush, and I heard his footsteps as he barreled down the steps and then heard the back patio door as he pulled it open and slammed it closed. I looked around his room and let out a sigh. As I glanced over at his video game I realized I would really miss playing Maximum Soldier. I’d miss playing Dragon Soul. Hell, I’d even miss playing Puck-Man. As I continued in my self-lament I heard the back door open again, followed by footsteps running up the stairs. I turned to look for Harry to reappear, and was shocked when instead I saw his younger sister Lucy.

She was wearing a one-piece swimsuit with a large pink unicorn on it and was still dripping wet from the pool in the backyard like she hadn’t even bothered to towel off before running back into the house. Her shoulder-length hair was practically gushing water on the floor and as she skidded to a stop in front of me I got sprayed as it flipped out against her sudden change in momentum.

“Jeez Lucy! What the heck!” I complained as I wiped water off my face.

“It’s not Lucy! It’s me dude, it’s Harry!” She replied with a large grin.

“Yeah, right.”

“I’m serious! It’s me in here! You don’t believe me?” She asked with a look of wide-eyed innocence.

“I wouldn’t put it by Harry to pull a prank on me like this. He probably offered you five bucks to come up here and say he possessed you. I’ll double whatever he’s paying you. It’s not like I’ll be able to spend allowance money in prison.”

“Wow, seriously dude, you need to cheer up,” She replied as her eyebrows raised.

“Go get Harry,” I replied, “Tell him his prank didn’t work.”

She let out a sigh and said, “Okay, so you don’t believe me? Well I know the perfect way to show you it’s me in here! I’ll do something my sister would never do in a million years!”

She gave me an odd smile and turned around so her back was facing me as she spread her legs a bit, and bent her knees. Her head spun around to peer over her shoulder as she got a look of concentration on her face, and let out a small noise, like a grunt, or an “Ooof” sound. Then suddenly I saw a small bulge appear in the back of her swimsuit. It kept getting bigger and bigger as she pushed more and more. My eyes went wide and I pulled myself back on the bed away from her. When she finally finished taking a dump in her swimsuit she straightened back up and let out a little giggle and said, “Would the real Lucy ever do that?”

“Dude! You’re really in there! How? I mean, what the fuck!” I exclaimed.

“Ha ha ha,” She laughed in her small voice, “You should see your face right now dude! You look like you’ve seen a ghost!”

“I… what… I mean…,” I continued to stutter as I stared at Lucy with wide eyes, “How?! And you just shit your pants!”

“Actually, I shit Lucy’s pants, ha ha ha,” She replied and then shuffled her legs a bit, “It’s all warm and mushy!”

I then watched her walk over to the mirror on Harry’s wall and look into it. She turned to the side and looked at the bulge in the back of her swimsuit with a grin and then took her hand and mushed it into herself as she continued to chuckle. I finally pulled my eyes away from her backside and looked up to see her face, and then suddenly noticed that I saw Harry’s face in the mirror reflection framed by Lucy’s hair and on Lucy’s body.

“Harry, I can see your face in the mirror!” I said excitedly.

“Yeah, when I’m possessing someone you can still see my face in reflections,” She replied nonchalantly.

“Well then why didn’t you just show me that instead of… you know?”

“Because this way, when I leave Lucy’s body, she’ll have to clean up her own crap, ha ha ha,” She replied in a tone that sounded rather evil in her small voice.

“Are you ever going to tell me how the hell this happened?” I asked again.

“Sure. You know Stacy Morgan?” She asked as she spun to face me.

“She’s the hottest girl in school. Of course I know her. You spent a week in detention for trying to get a camera into her gym locker last year,” I replied with a shrug.

“I fucked her,” Lucy replied with a smug grin.

“No fucking way,” I replied in awe.

“Yup. Well technically, I fucked some guy named Gerald, but he was inside her body like I’m in Lucy’s body now, and apparently because I could see his real face without a mirror that meant that I was something called a body hopper, which basically means I can possess people. Pretty bad ass huh?” She replied with a large smile as she again shuffled her feet and glanced back at the lump in her swimsuit in the mirror.

“So you had sex with the head cheerleader and now you can possess people? You just sort of knew how to do it, or what?” I replied as I shook my head, still not certain if I was dreaming or not.

“That’s pretty much the short version of it. I got real sick for a week, which Gerald told me would happen, and then he said I’d feel sort of different, like I would want to get inside a body. He told me all I’d have to do was touch a body while wanting to possess them, and I’d get inside them.” Lucy replied with her smug grin.

“Unbelievable,” I replied.

“Yeah, I tried it out on Lucy here last night and found out exactly how to do it,” She replied with a shrug.

“Why Lucy?” I asked.

“Well, reason one is because I thought I was fucking insane and it wouldn’t really work, and she sleeps across the hall from me, so if it didn’t work I could just come back to my room. The second reason is because she was the only other person that I could get to that was alone,” She replied, again with a shrug.

“Oh, gotcha. So what does it feel like in there?” I asked.

“It’s weird. Just sort of weird. You feel a completely different body, and it’s just… weird, but fun,” She replied with a smile.

“That’s so cool,” I replied.

“Yeah, but you should get going. I’ll meet you at your house about an hour before we have to go meet Mr. Wergstaff, okay?” She asked as she opened the bedroom door and nodded her head as if to prod me to get out.

“What are you going to do?” I asked her.

“I’m going to make sure that my mom isn’t wondering what I’m going to be doing for a while by getting my little sister in some trouble,” She replied with a grin.

“How are you going to do that?” I inquired.

“Just watch, I’m the master of pranks, remember?” She replied and then headed down the hallway and then yelled out, “MOM! Where the fuck are you? I’m fucking hungry here! Are you going to make me so fucking chicken nuggets or what? Oh and you have to clean me up! I shit my pants!”

I just shook my head as I quietly left through the front door and headed back to my house.

It was the next day before I saw Harry again. I was sitting on the couch watching the clock tick by to my impending doom having second thoughts about his plan. I was beginning to wonder if yesterday had just been a hallucination when a sudden knock on the door shook me back into reality. I opened the front door to see Harry’s smiling face.

“Are you ready for this bud?” He asked far too casually.

“Are you sure this is gonna work?” I asked him again as I rubbed my hands together.

“Dude, you need to calm down.” He replied.

“Kevin who are you talking to?” I heard my stepmom’s voice from behind me and turned to see her standing in the entrance way, “Oh, hello Harry. Kevin can’t play today. He’s still in trouble for not at least telling me he wouldn’t be straight home from school the other day, and there is this mystery meeting at his school tonight that he won’t tell me anything about.”

“It’s okay Mrs. Henderson, I’m just here to get my homework assignments. I’ve been out of school for a while because I was sick.” Harry replied with a winning smile.

“Harry, how many times do I have to tell you to call me Heidi,” She replied to Harry with a smile and then looked at me, “And Kevin, do you see how Harry gets his schoolwork ahead of time so that he can stay caught up?”

I rolled my eyes while Harry replied, “I suppose I should call you Heidi, you don’t look old enough to be a Mrs. Henderson.”

My stepmom’s face lit up with a winning smile as she took in Harry’s compliment. She did look pretty young. My father had married her about five years back, and she was only twenty seven years old, compared to my father’s age of thirty nine. She was pretty much my dad’s stay-at-home trophy wife. It did sort of bother me that every other kid in our school including Harry called her the best MILF around, as she was my stepmom and also just ten years older than me. She had blonde hair that came down to the middle of her back, sizeable breasts that she didn’t mind showing off, and long toned legs that she kept in shape by doing plenty of yoga and eating the worst tasting health food on the planet. Her face was also pretty cute, if you can say that about your own stepmom. She had big glue eyes, a small nose, and large pink pouty lips that she could use to wrap my father around her little finger.

“Thank you Harry, I wish you could stay a bit longer but we have to get going for this mystery meeting. Kevin will have to talk to you about homework later,” She insisted.

“Well, I sort of promised him that I would help with that too,” Harry said as he walked in the door and closed it behind himself.

“Oh really? How are you going to help him with that?” Heidi asked as she cocked a hip and looked at him.

“By going as you, of course,” Harry replied and quickly headed over and gave her a large hug.

Heidi starred at Harry as if he was insane, but then the look on her face quickly changed to fright as he seemed to dissipate right in front of her. He began to, well, melt. As he started to shrink and change he became a clear sort of gel like substance that began to work its way into Heidi’s skin. After a few moments she overcame her shock and tried to struggle away from him, but almost half of his liquid form had already made its way inside of her, and the rest was wrapped around her limbs and working its way inside of her rapidly. She reached out for me, but I was far too stunned to move, let alone attempt to scrape my molten friend off her. As the last of the ooze worked its way inside of her body her eyes fluttered shut and she flopped forward and fell to the carpet. I didn’t know what to make of what had just happened, but my paralysis was suddenly cured and I bounded over to her side.

“Heidi? Heidi, are you alright?” I asked as I gently shook her.

A smile appeared on her face before her eyes opened and she replied, “Why yes, Kevin, I’m feeling like a new woman.”

She rolled over and sat up and looked at her arms, wiggled her fingers, and then grasped her breasts as she playfully bounced them in her hands and giggled as she looked at them down the front of her shirt. I stood up slowly and gulped as I realized that my friend Harry was now in complete control of my stepmom’s body. For some reason I felt both relief and a new sense of nervousness come over me.

“Harry?” I asked quizzically.

“Well, technically I’m Heidi, but yeah dude, it’s me Harry at the controls of this super-fine MILF,” She replied with a grin and a wink.

As Harry referred to himself as a ‘super-fine MILF’ that sense of nervousness turned to a sense of dread, and I must have had that look on my face as well because as Heidi got up off the ground she looked over at me and gave me a smile, “Dude, don’t worry. I’ve got this under control. It’ll be fine, and in an hour you’ll be thanking me for getting you out of trouble. Trust me.”

I gulped and nodded as she started to walk off down the hall, “Hey, where are you going?”

“To change; I have to get ready for our meeting with Mr. Wergstaff, remember?” She replied as she disappeared into her bedroom.

I went to the kitchen to wait. I pulled out a chair and sunk into it with a loud thud. After a few minutes I leaned forward and dropped my head into my hands as I again started to worry if this would work. I definitely did not want to get busted by the Vice Principle if he somehow figured out that Harry was inside my stepmother’s body. I stood up and began to pace back and forth until suddenly I heard footsteps behind me. High-heeled footsteps.

“Dude, you have to relax,” I heard Heidi’s voice from behind me.

I spun around to look at Harry dressed in a blue mini-skirt and a matching blouse that had a deep, inviting V-neck down between my mom’s perky breasts that left very little to the imagination and my mouth dropped open, “Dude, what the fuck are you wearing? Why did you change out of Heidi’s normal clothes?”

Heidi looked down at herself and cocked her hips as she checked out her own body and shrugged at me as she replied, “Trust me dude, this will work. I want Mr. Wergstaff on the defensive and off his game. I want him staring at your mom’s tits, legs, and ass instead of thinking about you and your prank.”

“But…” I said as I stared at her.

“Dude, remember, you said you’d listen me. Besides, it’s not like I’m dressed like a hooker or anything. I found this skirt and blouse in your mom’s closet, right?” She asked me with a shrug that made her breasts jiggle.

With that Heidi walked by me and out into the garage leaving me standing there with my mouth hanging open and little choice but to scurry after her or be left behind. I quickly climbed into the car on the passenger side and then looked over at her and said, “Harry, you can’t drive a car? Remember? You failed your driving test a month ago!”

“I’m pretty sure the driver’s license in my purse that says Heidi Henderson with my photo on it would disagree with you Kevin,” She replied with a large smile as she hooked the seatbelt over her breasts and glanced over at me.

“Yeah, but you wrecked the car,” I replied with fear in my voice.

“Don’t worry. I can download driving skills from your stepmom’s mind dude,” She replied, and then she stared off into space with a blank look in her eyes for a few moments before looking over at me and saying, “Good to go.”

And with that Heidi started the car, put it into reverse and pulled smoothly out into the road. I was pretty nervous at first, but after a few blocks I relaxed a bit. There was only one time where Harry almost crashed, and I’m pretty sure it was because he was checking out his new breasts in the rear view mirror. I was pretty thankful when we pulled into the school parking lot. As Heidi parked the car she looked over at me with a beaming smile and said, “See dude, I told you it’d be fine. Now let’s go get you out of trouble, my padawan.”

I rolled my eyes as I got out of the car and then had to pick up the speed to catch up to my friend in my stepmom’s stolen body as she clicked her heels off the pavement in front of me. She paused once to quickly reach up under her skirt and dig at her ass, and when I gave her a disapproving look she replied, “Hey, wearing a thong is new to me, and it’s really crawling up the crack of my ass.” We were almost to the front doors of the school when her purse slipped off her shoulder and hit the sidewalk with a thud. She bent down at the waist to pick it up, which caused her skirt to ride high enough up her thighs that you could peek at her panties. I heard a wolf whistle from behind us and turned to see a group of construction workers who had stopped working on some concrete on the sidewalk long enough to stare at us as we walked into the building. Heidi instantly popped back upright and spun to look at the construction workers as she lifted her hand high over her head and gave them the finger while calling out, “Take a picture, it’ll last longer you pigs!”

“Dude!” I hissed under my breath.

“What? They’re being dicks!” She replied as I grabbed her hand and started to pull her toward the doors of the school.

Once we were inside we quickly made our way to the main office, where the receptionist asked us who we were meeting. I told her we had been called in by Mr. Wergstaff and she nodded, looked my mom up and down, and then led us into his office. As she closed the door Heidi walked over to one of the chairs facing Mr. Wergstaff’s desk and plopped down into one as she slid down into a slouch.

“Dude!” I said and pointed at Heidi’s lap.

“What? I swear, since I’ve taken over your mom’s body to help you out you’ve done nothing but yell at me!” She replied in an exasperated tone.

“You’re sitting in a chair with your legs spread, and slouched down. I can see your panties!” I reminded her.

“Shit,” She replied as she straightened herself, her skirt and then crossed her legs before adding, “There is so much to remember with these little skirts.”

“Well try to…” I started to say but was cut off by Mr. Wergstaff opening the door and walking in like he was on a mission.

He went straight to his desk chair and sat down and shot me a snide look before turning his attention to my stepmom, “Mrs. Henderson, I’m sorry to have had to call you down here like this.”

“Oh, call me Heidi. Mrs. Henderson just sounds so old and formal,” She replied with a smile and a wink as I tried to stifle a quiet groan from Harry hamming it up in my mom’s body again.

“Okay Heidi,” Mr. Wergstaff replied with a smile.

“What’s this all about Alan? I can call you Alan now that we’re friends, right?” Heidi asked him as she played with the edge of the fabric on her blouse just about her left breast with one hand.

“Uh, sure…” Mr. Wergstaff replied slightly taken back, “I’m sorry to inform you that Kevin here has recently gotten into some trouble here at school.”

“Really? Kevin, what did you do now!” She replied and then gave me a scowl as Harry played the part of a surprised mother perfectly.

I shook my head as Mr. Wergstaff continued, “Kevin here has caused a massive amount of damage to the facilities cars. He egged them, then put whipped cream on them, and then on top of that he greased the insides of all of the door handles of all of the teacher’s cars in the back parking lot.”

“Kevin! Why would you do such a thing?” She called out in mock distress.

“I… but… I mean…” I started to stutter as I wondered how this was going to get me out of trouble. So far all Harry was doing was agreeing with Mr. Wergstaff.

“Kevin, you tell me right now, did you do this? I want the truth Mister!” She interrupted as she pointed her finger at me.

“Mom, I didn’t…” I started again before I was cut off by her again, “See, my Kevin is a good boy, he’d never do something like this! I assume you have some sort of proof?”

“Of course I have proof, and a list of damages that he caused,” Mr. Wergstaff replied as he handed my mom a sheet of paper and gave me a snide leer.

I sunk in my chair as Heidi took the paper from him and started looking it over while Mr. Wergstaff added, “As you can see there is a substantial amount of damage here. We are going to need you to pay that off. I’m going to need to know if your insurance will cover this, or if you’ll need to get the money some other way.”

“FIFTY SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS!” My stepmom shrieked as she looked at the paper.

“Yes, well Kevin did do some substantial damage to some of the teacher’s cars,” Mr. Wergstaff said with a small smile as he picked at his fingernails.

“Wait a minute, buster,” Heidi said as she now pointed her finger at Mr. Wergstaff, “You have seven thousand dollars’ worth of damage to Mr. Goldmaucher’s pickup truck on here! I’ve seen that pickup truck! It’s more rust than anything else! How can anyone cause seven thousand dollars in paint damage to it?” Heidi questioned him as she continued to look at the sheet of paper.

“Well, that’s the quote from the body shop…” Mr. Wergstaff stuttered out before he was interrupted.

“And you’ve got another twelve thousand dollars on here for a grey compact car! The only teacher that drives a grey compact is Mrs. Veralski, and her car is almost twenty years old and a complete piece of crap! You could buy her a whole new piece of crap for half the money!” Heidi said as she stood up from the chair with the sheet.

“Well, some of the damages…” Mr. Wergstaff again got interrupted.

“Is the station wagon listed on this paper Mr Pullzen’s? Because it’s been full of hail damage for the past three years, and he hit a concrete light pole on the front fender and dragged it past the rear quarter panel last month in the parking lot of the MegaMart! It needs eight thousand dollars’ worth of work to bring it back to piece of shit condition? And don’t even get me started on Mrs. Kinneth’s minivan, which I see on here too!” She leaned over his desk and slapped the paper down in front of Mr. Wergstaff, which caused him to stutter as he looked from the paper, to her breasts, to her face, obviously quite flustered as she continued, “At least tell me you’re going to show me the proof that Kevin did this before you try to shove fraudulent bills at me!”

“Proof, uh… Oh yes, of course the proof!” Mr. Wergstaff said as he snapped back into punishment mode and he reached over to a VCR under a TV and pushed a tape inside it as he turned back and said, “I found a receipt for some eggs, whipped cream, and grease in the dumpster behind the school. It was paid for in cash at the local MegaMart, so I took the receipt to the store manager and had him pull up the security camera footage for that date and time. See for yourself Mrs. Henderson. It’s obviously Kevin buying those supplies.”

The TV flickered to life and you could see a fairly blurry image of a boy about my age in line at the checkout buying some things in a checkout lane at the local MegaMart. The image never looked up, and was wearing a hat, but had about my build and about my hair color. As I watched myself on the video I tried not to react, but couldn’t help but gulp a little, and felt a heat start in my stomach and the hair on the back of my neck stand up. Heidi’s eyes squinted as she watched the screen for several minutes until the recorded image of me left the checkout lane and headed off camera.

“That’s your proof? A shitty security camera feed that never showed the boy’s face and was far too fuzzy to really make out? When did all of this happen? Do you at least know that?” Heidi demanded as she cocked one of her hips and looked down her nose at Mr. Wergstaff.

“Um, well…” Mr. Wergstaff stuttered as his best piece of evidence was called into question right in front of his face, “We believe he did this to the cars sometime on Monday between the hours of two and four o’clock.”

“Well then, that’s the last nail in the coffin of this case!” She proclaimed loudly, “Kevin was helping me with the landscaping in front of our house that day! He can’t very well be in two places at once now, can he Mr. Wergstaff?”

“But…” Mr. Wergstaff stuttered before Heidi interrupted him again, “You dragged me down here to slap some overpriced bill in my face and accuse my good little boy of doing horrid things when you don’t even have your evidence in line, or even check out any other boys?” She turned to me and asked, “What about that little hoodlum friend of yours? What’s his name? Harry!” She spun back around to face Mr. Wergstaff, “Did you question Harry McDregel? He’s behind ninety-nine percent of the pranks in this school! He has the same build and hair color as my Kevin, and I’m betting you didn’t even talk to him, did you?”

“Well, we happen to know for certain that Harry was home ill, Mrs. Henderson…” Mr. Wergstaff started before being cut off again by Heidi, “So he had more than enough time to go and buy things and sneak back to school then!” She said in a vindicated voice.

“He was actually in the hospital that day, we verified it with his mother,” Mr. Wergstaff said in a defeated voice.

“Well then, you’re back to square one again! My Kevin couldn’t have done any of this! He was with me all afternoon. And you have the audacity to call me in here and proclaim his guilt without even the courtesy of asking me where he was first!” Heidi said as she pointed down at Mr. Wergstaff’s face.

“Well we certainly didn’t mean to offend you…” Mr. Wergstaff started to say as Heidi again cut him short.

“Well you did that and more! This is unbelievable! Your accusations are crossing the line! You had better take a good look at how you are trying to fleece people with your inflated fake bills and your utter lack of evidence before you even attempt to contact me again! Ever! And if you do bother my Kevin, or me again you’ll be hearing from my lawyers Mr. Wergstaff! Do I make myself clear?” Heidi screeched, her voice dripping with venom as she peered down at him and waited for a nod before she looked back at me and said, “Come on Kevin, we’re leaving!”

With that said Heidi stamped out of Mr. Wergstaff’s office and I shrugged at him before I got up and hurried after my stepmom as she stormed out of the school. She didn’t stop her angry march until we were out of the school and back to the car when she spun around on her heels and looked at me with a large smile on her face.

“I told you I could do it,” She said as she wiggled her eyebrows at me.

“Dude, that was fucking awesome! You totally bitched out Mr. Wergstaff!” I replied with victory in my voice.

“I know. I’m pretty much the fucking bomb,” She replied as she pumped her fists in the air and then held out a hand for me to give her a high five.

I slapped her hand, even though it felt odd giving Heidi a high five, but I knew it was actually Harry that was pumped about his performance. The knot in my stomach had finally untied itself and I was actually starting to feel pretty good.

“Dude, we have to celebrate!” She proclaimed as she walked to the driver’s door of the car and got in.

I quickly scampered over and got in on the passenger side as I looked over at her and asked, “What do you mean?”

“Kevin, I’m in control of your stepmom’s body, don’t you know what that means?” She asked me as if I was retarded.

“Um, yeah, that you totally got me out of trouble,” I replied with a shrug, not understanding what Harry was getting at.

“No, dummy, I’m twenty-seven years old! It’s totally legal for me to buy beer! And we can rent some pornos! And pretty much do whatever else we want! This is gonna be ‘tits’!” She said excitedly as she started the car and pulled out of the parking stall.

I felt that knot suddenly come back in my stomach as Heidi shot me an excited grin. She drove the car to one of the local supermarkets and parked the car. She climbed out rather quickly and while I was struggling with my seatbelt I looked over and saw her again picking her thong out rather unceremoniously. I shook my head as I got out of the car and followed her into the store. She grabbed a shopping cart and dropped her purse into it as she started through the aisles. I was on edge as I followed my possessed stepmom around the store. We got to the liquor aisle and she looked at me and said, “Okay dude, what do we buy?”

“How the hell should I know?” I replied with a shrug.

“Okay, well you grab some beer, and I’ll get some liquor,” She replied and with that she started to go through the shelves and pull down bottles as I went over and grabbed some six packs of beer that I had at least heard about.

“Kev, at least get some twelve packs man!” She chastised me as she glanced over her shoulders at me.

“What? We can’t possibly drink all of this in one night!” I replied as I looked at the beer in my hands.

“We don’t have to drink it all in one night,” she shot back with a grin and an eyebrow wiggle.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” I asked with a worried tone.

“C’mon, let’s go to the next aisle,” She replied and headed out, leaving me to exchange the six packs of beer for larger containers.

I swapped them up and caught up to her a few aisles down where she was looking through some porn magazine, being rather oblivious to the fact that she was a woman ogling the centerfold. She had the middle page folded open and was looking at the naked woman while licking her pink lips with lust in her eyes. I shook my head and cleared my throat as I set the beer in the cart.

Heidi looked over at me and asked, “What?” before grabbing another magazine with a half-naked woman on the front of it.

“Well, Mom¸ don’t you think this might be a touch out of character for you?” I asked as I shot her a look.

“Jesus, calm down dude. How is anyone going to figure out that it’s me in here? You thought I was crazy as shit when I told you. We’ll be fine. Enjoy it!” She replied with an eye roll.

I sighed and turned to look at the magazines myself as I realized that Harry was going to do this whether I complained about it or not, so I might as well go with it. Finally after another ten minutes and about half a dozen people looking at us like I had an insane mother with me he just grabbed all the magazines he had been looking at and tossed them into the cart.

“We’re getting all of them?” I asked and in reply she just nodded and started to walk on so I asked, “Can we be done now? This is sort of embarrassing.”

“Fine, Jeez,” She replied and turned toward the checkouts.

We found a line that was moving quickly and I was pretty certain my embarrassment was close to over until I realized that our clerk was none other than Jeremy Grussen, one of the upper classmen that had busted Harry and I earlier this year when we tried to buy beer with a fake ID. I gulped and tried to hide behind one of the columns in the store.

“Wow, this is a lot of alcohol, are you planning a party Miss?” Jeremy asked Heidi as he checked her out while scanning the bottles and the magazines.

“Nope, just going to drink it all myself Jeremy. And do you know why? Because I can! And you can’t do shit about it! Because I’m over twenty-one. My name is Heidi Henderson, and I live at 2234 Silverton drive, and I have the ID to prove it!” She said as she raised an eyebrow and shot him a look.

“Um, yeah, do you want paper or plastic?” Jeremy replied to her as if there was a joke he wasn’t getting.

“Paper. Oh, and can you grab me some of those cigars? The big ones! Like six of them!” She said as she pointed and bounced excitedly, which was exaggerated with her bouncing breasts.

“Sure lady,” He replied and grabbed some from behind the counter and dropped them in the bag with the booze and porno magazines.

Finally, he pushed the bags across the counter to Heidi, and then looked around and for the first time spotted me. He gave me an odd look that I couldn’t quite identify, but I definitely didn’t like. When I looked back I saw my stepmom walking for the door and rushed after her. We loaded the bags in the trunk of her car, and then got inside and as I was buckling up I looked over at my stepmom and pleaded, “Okay Harry, we have booze and beer. Can we go home now?”

“One more quick stop to make,” Heidi replied with a wink and then we were off.

As we pulled into the video store parking lot she looked over at me and asked, “Do you want to stay in the car? You’ll be way less of a killjoy out here.”

“No! I’m not letting you run around unsupervised in my stepmom’s body! Who knows what trouble you’ll get into!” I told her.

“Hey! Some thanks for all the help I’ve given you. Also, I’m not doing all of this for me, I’m doing it for both of us. We’re going to have an awesome time.” She replied with a shrug as she got out of the car.

“Let’s just make this quick,” I replied as I followed her into the store and to the back room where they kept their illicit material.

Once inside Heidi got the attention of one of the men that was re-stocking the shelves and asked him, “Excuse me, I’m trying to teach my son about sex and how to pleasure a woman. Which porno would you recommend for that?”

“Dude! You’re a total fucking dick-gobbler!” I shrieked at her as the clerk eyed me up.

“Oh sweetheart, you shouldn’t say words like fuck, or call mommy a dick gobbler,” She replied with a large grin as she reprimanded me in her sweetest mom tone.

I could tell from the twinkle in Heidi’s eyes that Harry was enjoying the pants off this situation, and his latest prank was on me and I couldn’t even do anything about it because he was firmly in the power seat with his ability to possess my step mom.

I retreated out of the back room, left the store and got back in the car to wait for Harry there, and fifteen minutes later Heidi came walking out of the store, her long legs scissoring back and forth as she carried a whole stack of pornos with a large grin painted on her face. As she climbed into the car she tossed them in the back seat and buckled her belt as she looked over at me and said, “Now we’re even for all the bitching you’ve done to me today. Are you ready to relax and have some fun, dude?”

“Whatever. Can we go home now?” I asked as I sunk down in the passenger side seat.

“Abso-fucking-lutley dude,” She replied as she put the car in gear and took off.

After a short drive we pulled into the garage and as Heidi carried in the pornos I carried in the booze and magazines. Heidi unpacked the bags onto the countertop and then started to pull out glasses from the cupboards. She looked over at me with a smile and asked, “Okay dude, what do you want to try first?”

“I don’t know,” I replied and checked out the selection we had.

“I’m trying the tequila. Benny said that shit is the bomb,” She replied and spun the top off the bottle and poured herself a glass, and then another one and pushed it my way.

We both lifted the glasses, and while I sipped mine she took a big mouthful of the slightly brown liquid. I cringed as the foul-tasting drink hit my tongue, but my stepmom gagged and spit most of her mouthful out in the sink as she started to cough. I couldn’t help but laugh especially as she turned toward me and I saw a fair amount of the tequila she had tried to drink was running down her chin and her chest, and collecting between her massive breasts which were still on display in her low cut blouse.

“Well that stuff sucks ass,” She replied to me with a grimace, “Hand me a beer. I’ll stick with that for now.”

I tossed her a beer as I laughed and said, “Harry, you’ve got tequila all over your tits man.”

“Ha ha ha, very funny. Why don’t you go fire up one of the pornos while I get cleaned up,” She directed, and I grabbed one of the movies off the top of the stack and headed into the living room.

I popped the DVD into the player and turned the TV on, then sat down on the couch and grabbed the remote as Heidi came in and plopped down on the couch next to me, again slumping back with her legs spread. As the credits rolled I couldn’t help but look at her smooth thighs as they headed under her up-riding skirt. She noticed and wiggled her ass around, which slowly slid the skirt back another inch, exposing even more skin and some of her pink panties, “Nice view huh? I could probably get used to being this hot.”

“Yeah, whatever dude,” I replied and started to watch the movie.

There wasn’t a lot of plot to the porno. Some dude was delivering a pizza and the woman that opened the door was barely wearing anything. After a few words were exchanged they were banging hard in the living room of some suburban house. It felt completely weird and a little wrong to be watching a porno like this while drinking beer sitting right next to my stepmom, who seemed just a little too enthusiastic to be seeing this.

Suddenly she turned to me and asked, “Hey, is yours that big?”

“Dude! What the fuck?” I replied.

“What? I just wanted to know. I mean look at his dick! It’s huge!” She replied and then in a quieter voice added, “Mine’s not that big. I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t tiny or anything.”

I turned back to the movie, and then a few moments later she added, “Well, I mean, mine’s an okay size. It’s just not mammoth like that one.”

“Dude! I’m sorry I just can’t talk dick size with my stepmom,” I replied as I held out my hands for her to stop.

“It’s not your stepmom, it’s me Harry, assmunch,” She replied as she rolled her eyes and then added, “But I suppose you’re right, I am talking about the wrong equipment now. I should be comparing myself to the chick. I think my pussy is probably way better then hers!”

And with that she started to reach for her tiny pink panties until I asked, “Dude, what are you doing?”

“I’m getting my pussy out so you can compare,” She replied in a matter of fact tone.

“I’m getting another beer,” I replied as I got up and walked out of the room.

It wasn’t that I didn’t want to see Heidi’s pussy. I remembered fantasizing about her all the time when she first started dating my dad, it’s just this was all sort of happening way to quickly, and with the added complication of it being my best friend in control of her sexy body. I cracked the fresh beer and took a long drink, and then headed back into the living room and took my place on the couch next to Heidi.

She smiled at me as I handed her another beer, took a long drink and then looked back at the porno. We watch another couple scenes where the girl was just getting pounded by the overly-large dicked man. I couldn’t help but be aroused as I watched the show and every now and then looked over at Heidi and her semi-exposed form.

Finally I spoke up, “No dude, mine’s not that big either.”

“I know. You’re totally pitching a tent right now,” She replied with a giggle as she pointed to my crotch.

“Well what did you expect to happen?” I asked as I suddenly felt a bit defensive.

“Dude, its fine. I’ve totally got titty hard-ons right now. See my nipples?” She asked as she pulled her blouse tight against her chest and I saw that her nipples were indeed poking through the thin fabric, “And you would not believe what’s going on downstairs,” She added as she pointed at her panty covered pussy, “It’s like… wet. And warm. And…oh, it feels sooooo good.”

With that she started to trace her fingers up and down the crease in the center of the pink mound of her crotch. I watched, utterly fascinated as she started to breathe slightly heavier and closed her eyes and then said, “I wonder what it’s like to have a dick shoved up here. It feels so good just to rub it. It must be amazing to actually have something up there.”

She then opened her eyes and looked over at me, and then back at the screen, and then back to me, “You want to try it?”

“Try what?” I asked as I looked to the screen and watched the well-hung man banging the woman as she was bent over the arm of the couch.

“Fucking a real pussy, you ass!” She replied as if I was being a bit slow.

“Dude, with you? No way!” I replied as I pretended to not want anything that he had to offer while in control of Heidi’s body.

“Fine, suit yourself, but I’m all amped up and I need some release,” She replied as she pulled her panties off to one side of her pussy and began to stroke the outer lips gently. As she continued she again began to breathe heavily and then moved straight into panting. After a few more minutes she started to pant and whimper, and her legs began to twitch as she really got into it. The longer she went the more I watched with fascination as I felt my dick go uncomfortably tight inside the front of my jeans. Her breasts shook with her contortions as I watched her play with her pussy, and then when her fingers started to circle around the top of her pussy her eyes suddenly shot open and she let out a squeal, and I suddenly I could tell she was cumming. She was cumming fast and hard. She melted into the couch cushion as she looked over at me with her hair all messed up and smiled as she said, “Holy fuck dude, that was amazing.”

“Yeah, I’m feeling pretty tired. I’m gonna go to bed. See you in the morning,” I said as I got up and started out of the room.

“Dude, we’re not even done with the porno yet! Are you serious?” She asked as she leaned forward.

“Yeah… I’ll… um, I’ll see you tomorrow. I’ve got school and stuff, you know…” I replied as I jogged to my room and closed the door. I yanked my pants off, climbed into bed, and pulled the covers over myself as I reached over and grabbed some tissues. I started to furiously wank myself to the images in my head of my sexy stepmom fingering her lovely little pussy right in front of me. I couldn’t help it. It didn’t take long for me to explode into the tissue, and it also didn’t take long for me to be up and hard again. Just thinking about her creamy soft thighs, and her breasts, and her hands on her pussy and I was ready to go again. I don’t even know how many times I blew my load before I fell asleep, but I was shooting blanks by the time I was done.

[xorg]

Fast Times at Ridgemount High - Chapter 2

I was rudely awoken the next morning by a fist gently rapping on my forehead and the sound of Heidi’s chipper voice, “Kevin, it’s time to get up!”

I swatted her hand way from my face and gave her the look of death as I asked, “What the hell?”

“It’s time to get up. You went to bed early last night because you had school this morning. I didn’t want you to oversleep and miss it,” She replied with a big grin.

“It is you, right?” I asked her as I suddenly realized that Harry would never in a million years get up before noon if he didn’t have to.

“What do you mean sweetheart?” She asked innocently as she cocked her head at me.

A cold sense of dread filled me as I wondered if Harry was still inside my stepmom, and if she would remember what Harry and I had done while he had hijacked her body. My distress must have been written across my face because she instantly started laughing and then said, “I so got you dude! That was hilarious!”

“Fuck you Harry!” I cursed as I pointed a finger at her laughing face.

“Would your real stepmom do this?” She asked as she lifted her tank top and let her prominent breasts spill out, complete with fully erect nipples.

“Why do you insist on fucking with me like this?” I asked as I sat up in bed, “I’m a fucking wreck here!”

“Mainly because it’s funny to see you get all worked up about this stuff. I told you dude, I’ve got this. I’m here to help,” She replied as she pulled her shirt back down and tucked her boobs back inside their thin cotton encasement.

“What the fuck are you doing up so early?” I asked her as she situated her breasts.

“I don’t know. I just couldn’t sleep. Maybe Heidi’s body is just used to being up this early? Her memories tell me that she usually does yoga in the morning, so I was gonna do some of that. Plus I totally fingered my pussy again this morning, and after that I just couldn’t fall asleep again.” She told me with a happy look on her face.

“What the fuck dude? I don’t need to hear that shit!” I complained loudly as I shook my head at her.

“Oh whatever dude! If you’re gonna whine about me friggin’ myself, you should at least clean up after yourself,” She replied with a grin as she pointed at the pile of wadded tissues on my nightstand.

I felt my face turn red as she stood up and walked to my doorway before turning around and saying, “I still can’t believe that you would rather have sex with your hand then with an actual woman, but whatever dude.” And then she quickly ducked out of my room as I threw one of my pillows at her, leaving it to bounce off my door frame and fall harmlessly to the floor.

I got out of bed and headed for the shower. The warm water seemed to energize me for the day ahead, and by the time I was done brushing my teeth and getting dressed I felt a million times better than I did when Heidi had woken me up by knocking on my forehead. I grabbed my back pack off the desk chair in my room and headed down stairs just in time to see Heidi bent over at the waist touching her toes while doing yoga in the living room. The stretch material of her yoga pants highlighted her perfect legs and ass and I could feel my slightly abused cock start to strain in my pants as I stopped to stare at her. As she started to stand up I blinked a few times and hurried into the kitchen so that Harry wouldn’t notice me staring at his stolen body and again use it to tease me. I found a plate of toast and some juice sitting on the counter top, picked it up and started eating as I headed back to the entrance of the living room. This time Heidi saw me right as I walked up and called out enthusiastically, “Dude, check this out,” as she dropped into the splits while giving me another large grin, “I’m so fucking bendy! This is awesome!”

I just nodded in agreement as my mouth was full of toast, but she must have noticed that I wasn’t looking at her face at all because she grabbed the waistband of her tight yoga pants and tugged them up as she asked, “You like my camel toe? I bet it’s pretty fucking sexy from over there! I know I loved it when I came over here and Heidi was still in her yoga pants.”

Having Harry realize that I was again infatuated with his new pussy knocked me out of my spell and I looked up at Heidi’s face and asked, “Hey, is Heidi gonna remember any of this when you get out of her?”

“Nah, don’t worry dude, she won’t have a clue what we’ve been up to while I’m in charge. It’ll be like she just woke up and slept through the time,” She replied with a shrug as she swung her legs around and did the splits the other way.

“Okay, cool. So are you ready to get out of her, and come to school or what? We’re gonna be late,” I asked her glad that Harry bit on the change of topic.

“I wasn’t gonna leave her body yet,” She replied with a shocked look as she stopped her yoga and stood up, “What about when Wergstaff calls back? Plus we’ve still got some pornos to watch, beer to drink, and other stuff to do. I thought you were having fun.” She sounded somewhat hurt as she waited for me to reply.

“You think Wergstaff’s still gonna be gunning for me?” I asked with concern in my voice.

“Well, between the two of us, which one has spent the most time in his office?” She asked me as she raised an eyebrow.

“You,” I replied.

“Who does he have on speed dial for most pranks?” She asked as she took a step toward me.

“You.”

“And who got your ass out of the frying pan last time with his quick thinking?” She questioned as she again stepped forward, bringing her perky breasts into contact my chest, and letting me smell the scent of her passion fruit shampoo.

I gulped and desperately tried to control my dick as it again started to strain against the inside of my now tight jeans while I managed to reply, “You.”

“Right, so trust me, he hasn’t forgotten you,” She whispered in my ear and then turned and stepped into the kitchen as she stretched her arms above her head, straining her perfect breasts outward against the thin fabric of her cotton tank top, “So if you really want me to go home, I’ll get out of Heidi here and you can figure it out by yourself. It’s no skin off my back,” She paused as she looked at me staring at her tits before continuing, “I mean I was having a lot of fun helping you get away with pranks, buying booze, hanging out with my best friend while having zero adult supervision, and doing it all while having a great pair of tits for you to stare at, but I can see where that would get old.”

“Well, I mean, I don’t think you have to rush off and leave me hanging or anything. I’m just saying I don’t always appreciate you using my step mom’s sexy body to prank me, or embarrass me in public,” I replied back as I shrug at her.

“But sweetie, it’s so fun to see you get worked up a little bit,” She replied as she pointed at my tented pants and giggled, then added, “And it’s sort of my payment for all of this. Besides, you knew who I was before you agreed to all of this.”

As I stood there trying to cover my erection with my school bag while staring at my possessed stepmom’s perky tits while she gave me a shit eating grin and realized I didn’t have a leg to stand on as far as an argument. Harry was right, I pretty much knew exactly how he was going to behave once he got in my stepmom. I also knew that he had pretty much saved my bacon, and I probably did owe him a bit of slack just for that. Finally I shrugged my shoulders and nodded at him as I said, “Well, I should get going then. I’ve got to walk because I missed the bus.”

“Oh come on now, I won’t let my best friend walk to school when I’ve got a nice luxury sedan sitting in my garage. I’ll give you a ride bud,” Heidi replied as she grabbed her purse off a small table and motioned for me to follow her out to the garage.

As we climbed into her car I looked over and smiled as Harry dug a pair of designer sunglasses out of Heidi’s purse and slipped them on her face. She started the car and as she pulled out of the driveway I looked over and said, “Hey thanks man. My real stepmom would never have given me a ride to school. The last time I missed the bus she told me that by walking to school, I’d learn my lesson about missing the bus.”

“Yeah, no problem bro,” She replied as she drove.

I couldn’t help but look at Heidi as she drove and my eyes wandered across her nubile body. The yoga pants clung tightly to all the right places and accentuated her toned legs, and her cami fit her like oil. Her breasts strained against the thin cotton material, and I was pretty certain that Harry must have skipped putting on a bra this morning. Heidi glanced over and saw me gawking at her and let out a small laugh as she said, “Dude, for not wanting to stick it in me last night you’re sure staring at me a lot.”

“Screw you,” I replied and stuck my tongue out at him as I spun my head and looked out the window.

We pulled up to the front of the school and I popped the door open as I said, “Thanks,” as I got out of the car.

Suddenly from in the car I heard, “Sweetheart! Get back here. Mommy wants a hug!”

I leaned over and gave Heidi a glare as I muttered under my breath, “Seriously dude?”

“Kevin, you get over here and give me a hug right now, or you are in serious trouble young man,” She said to me as I could see her trying to hold back a smile.

I knew Harry would do something else to embarrass me if I didn’t go along with him on this one, so I climbed back into the car and reached over the center console and hugged Heidi as she enthusiastically pulled me into her proud breasts while she let out a giggle.

“You’re such an ass,” I said as she finally let me go and I pulled back and tried to hide my renewed erection.

“It looks like you enjoyed it more then you’re letting on dude,” She replied with a smile as she slid her sunglasses down her nose and pointed at my crotch.

“Whatever,” I replied as I pulled back and closed the door.

“Be good today kiddo!” She called out through the open window.

“You too!” I replied with a scowl.

And with that she pulled off and I watched her drive away down the street. I had that gnawing feeling in my stomach as I watched Heidi pull away in the car and suddenly realized that Harry was now unsupervised with my step mom’s body for a whole day. It got worse when I turned around and realized that everyone that had been outside the school was now staring at me, and my pants were still tented from hugging my step mom. I let out a sigh and tried to sneak into the crowd and make my way into school. I snuck to my locker and tried to get into a better mood for my school day. I after I finished at my locker I made my way to my first period class and dropped heavily into my seat. I noticed Mrs. Hesgrim giving me the evil eye, and realized she still had it out for me after the whole “Desecrating her car” thing. I let out a long sigh and sunk lower into my seat.

The rest of my day was pretty much the same. As rumors of my “step-mom boner” began circulating it wasn’t just teachers that were giving me looks. The clock seemed to drag on, and although it may not have been my worst day in school, it was definitely in my top three. When the final bell rang I darted out of the door and ran for the bus like my testicles were strapped onto a cannon ball that had just been fired. I sat alone and tried not to make eye contact with anyone until my stop when I got up and made another dash for my house.

I let out a sigh of relief as I walked through my front door and dropped my school bag on the floor. I looked around and noticed that nothing looked out of place in my house. I started to walk across the living room as I called out, “Heidi? Heidi!?”

I heard her voice through the back screen door as she called out, “Dude, I’m out here.”

I walked out onto the back deck and saw her lounging on one of the reclining deck chairs. She was basking in the sun working on her golden tan and dressed only in a tiny metallic green bikini bottom and a pair of sunglasses. She didn’t even pick up her head to acknowledge me, just raised a hand and gave me a half assed hand wave.

“Dude! What the hell?” I complained loudly, which was finally enough to get her attention as she sat up and looked at me.

“What?” She asked innocently as she shrugged, causing her perky tits to bounce nicely.

“You can’t just sit out here without a top on! What would the neighbors think? And where the fuck did you get that bikini!” I said as I shook my hands at her.

“Calm the fuck down! There’s a six foot privacy fence all the way around the back yard! So far the only person that has said anything to me all day is you!” She replied as she shook her head.

“Calm down! Calm down? How the hell can I calm down?!? I’ve had the worst day ever while my best friend has been joy riding around in my step mom’s body all day screwing off, and I come home to see you sitting in the back yard tanning in a bikini that is way to small!” I continued my tirade.

“Don’t forget getting drunk in her body,” She replied with a smile as she grabbed a glass filled with an yellow liquid and brought a straw to her pink lips and sipped while smirking at me.

“I hate you so much,” I said as I stuck out my tongue.

“Dude, c’mere.” She said as she patted the chair next to her.

I walked over and dropped down onto the next deck chair and looked over at her as she smiled and held out her glass, “Here, taste this.”

“What is it?” I questioned.

“Just drink it,” She said as she rolled her eyes.

I took a sip and let out an appreciative “mmmh.”

“I know, right? I was poking through your mom’s mind and found some drink mixes for the tequila that that make it taste great,” She replied with a triumphant smile.

“That still doesn’t explain the green bikini. What have you been doing with Heidi’s body all day?” I replied to her as I glanced down at the tiny bit of green fabric that was barely large enough to cover her pussy.

“What? I made one quick stop at Super Mart for some juices and sodas to mix with the liquor, and while I was there I saw this bikini, and bought it. I didn’t realize until I got home that it might be a bit small, but I didn’t try it on in the store, so how was I supposed to know?” She replied with a shrug that again made her fantastic hooters jiggle.

“Well thanks for not going out and doing anything embarrassing,” I said with a sigh of relief and then added with a chuckle, “I wonder what my dad would think of Heidi out here tanning in the backyard topless.”

“I think he would…” Heidi got that far away look in her eyes as I knew Harry was poking through her memories, then she suddenly got a shocked look on her face as she said, “Shit! Your dad!”

“What about him? He’s on a business trip.” I replied with a shrug.”

“Yeah, but he gets back in town today numb nuts!” She reminded me, “He’ll be here in an hour or two, and the place looks like shit!”

“Fuck! We’re busted for sure!” I moaned.

“Oh, don’t give up so easy! We just have to clean the place up a bit. We can do it! C’mon, don’t give up on me now. I don’t want to see my best friend sent to boarding school for the summer! We’ll just have to fool him for a bit longer.” Heidi said as she got up and started toward the patio door. I couldn’t help but stare at her backside as she walked off. I especially liked the way the slightly too small green bikini bottom had worked its way up her ass crack, basically making it into a wide thong. When she turned to look at me from the door she knew exactly what I had been staring at and rolled her eyes as she chastised me, “C’mon numb nuts! We’ll have plenty of time to ogle my ass later! And grab the glass!”

I reacted quickly enough and grabbed the fruity drink off the small table next to the deck chair and headed into the house after Heidi. She grabbed some trash bags from the cupboards and handed me one as she said, “Let’s get going. I’ll clean in here, you go get the trash in the living room, okay?” I nodded my agreement and dashed off to grab the empty beer cans that littered the coffee table and floor from Harry and I watching pornos together. I also grabbed a small pile of old wrappers and any other trash I could find and stuffed it into the bag. Then I quickly grabbed the stack of Porno DVDs that were sitting on the edge of the coffee table and stashed them behind some of the decorative knick knacks that Heidi had set out by the small fire place. I then headed back into the kitchen and held the three quarters full trash can out like a trophy as I watched Heidi vigorously scrubbing at the counter top trying to get alcohol stains out of it. I quickly became mesmerized by the motion of her tits freely swinging back and forth as she worked at the dark rings.

“For crying out loud dude, do something else! For a guy that wouldn’t fuck me, you sure get all worked up anytime you see my tits!” She complained as she shot me an evil look.

“What else do you want me to do? The living room is clean!” I whined.

“I don’t know, grab the vacuum cleaner! Give the carpet a once over. Maybe grab some wet paper towels and clean up your foot prints from where you didn’t take your shoes off at the door. Anything out of place that your stepmom would have normally busted your balls for needs to be done at least half ass, okay?” She replied as she turned and started to work on a new spot on the counter top.

“Got it,” I replied and headed to the closet to grab the vacuum.

“Hey! Don’t just drop the garbage bag there! Take it out to the garage!” She complained loudly.

“Fine, MOM,” I replied with a groan and grabbed the garbage bag I had dropped while watching her tits, and also the one she had left by the garage door.

I quickly tossed them in the large can next to her car and then headed back into the house only to find Heidi standing in front of the stove with that blank look on her face, and then complained back, “Hey, c’mon, you told me to get busy! You’re just standing there!”

“I’m learning how to cook, assmunch! Unless you want to do it!” She shot back at me and then pulled out some pots and pans from random spots around the kitchen.

Instead of arguing with her, I grabbed the vacuum and got busy. In no time I was done and had moved on to cleaning the footprints off the kitchen floor. I was just finishing up with that when I saw her rush off down the hallway. By the time I was done cleaning up the kitchen table whatever Heidi was cooking was starting to smell pretty good. I just happened to catch sight of my dad’s car pulling in the driveway as I started to pack up the cleaning stuff, and called down the hall, “Hey! He just pulled in! Hurry up!”

The door opened just as I was stashing the vacuum cleaner, and I turned to greet my father while trying to act normal. I reached out and leaned on the back of one of the dining room table chairs as I gave him a smile. He dropped his suitcase by the door and put his coat away in the closet before turning to greet me with a large smile, “Hey slugger! How’s school?”

“Um… good. It’s well… good,” I replied as I tried to sound casual.

“What’s wrong?” My father asked, which pretty much meant that I failed at looking casual.

“Yeah sweetie, what’s wrong?” Heidi’s voice suddenly asked from behind me, “You’re feeling okay right? I heard your friend Harry’s been sick, I hope you’re not coming down with something.”

“I’m fine,” I replied quickly as I turned to look at her. Instead of just the bottoms of the green bikini she was dressed in a floral print sundress with modest heels and looked completely put together, minus the fact that she didn’t seem to be wearing any makeup, which was slightly out of character for Heidi. Even her hair seemed to be done. It wasn’t extravagant, but it wasn’t unkempt, either.

“Hi dear!” Heidi chirped happily as my father walked over to her and wrapped his arms around her.

“Hello beautiful,” My father replied and then brought his face down to Heidi’s for a kiss. I had to swallow my laughter as Heidi’s face tried to pull back and then got a “yuck” look on it, like when Harry knew he had to finish his liver and broccoli before being excused from the table. My father didn’t notice it because his eyes were closed as he leaned in for the kiss but I know that Harry saw the smile on my face. I thought it was sweet revenge for all the past embarrassment he had brought on me while using my stepmom’s body. I decided to at least try and save Harry from a massive kiss by saying, “Ew guys, get a room,” which caused my father to pull back a bit early. Heidi’s look of appreciation was priceless.

“Um…” She struggled to regain her composure, “Dinner will be ready in a few minutes. Why don’t you boys get cleaned up while I set the table.”

My father and I both agreed and headed out, leaving Heidi behind. Just before I got to the hallway I stopped and shot a look back at Heidi. She gave me a quick wink as if to say so far so good and then disappeared into the kitchen. I washed my hands quickly and then headed back to the table just in time to see Heidi setting a large bowl in the middle of the table. In the short time since my father and I had left the kitchen she had set the table and brought over several large bowls of steaming edibles, and to give Harry some credit behind the controls of Heidi’s body it smelled delicious. Dad walked back into the room and sat down at the head of the table and Heidi picked his plate up and shoveled some random piles of food on it, leaning way over the table as she did so, and giving me a great view down the front of her sundress. She caught my glance and gave me a disapproving look, which caused me to shrink down in my chair. Once she had heaped my father’s plate with food she did the same with mine, and then took a rather modest portion of the vegetables for herself, which impressed me because it was exactly what the real Heidi would have done, but completely out of character for Harry. He was really putting in a great performance as my step mom.

For the next twenty minutes or so we all quietly stuffed our mouths with food, except for the occasional, “this is good,” or “mmhmm.” I had relaxed from when my father had first walked in the door and I was now fairly certain Harry would be able to pull this off like any other one of his random pranks. After my father had seconds he wiped his mouth with his napkin and then cleared his throat. We both looked at him as he said, “Honey, I have some bad news.”

“What’s that dear?” Heidi asked him with raised eyebrows.

“You know the Murphy account? I have to catch an early flight out to Texas tomorrow and meet with them, or we might lose it.” He replied with a shoulder shrug.

“Honey, no!” Heidi replied with a disappointed tone, “You’ve been gone since Monday already. Don’t they have someone else they can send? Why does it always have to be you?”

“I don’t like this anymore then you do dear, but it can’t be helped. I’ve got the best chance at not losing the account, and if I do this it means a big promotion,” my father replied as he reached out across the table for Heidi’s hand.

“How long are you going to be gone for?” Heidi asked as she took his hand.

“About a week. I’ll call you when I know more,” He replied.

“If you have to do this, then we support you. Right Kevin?” Heidi replied as she gently nudged me under the table.

“Huh? Oh, yeah, absolutely dad,” I said as I was dragged into the conversation.

“Don’t worry, Kevin will be the man of the house while you’re gone. I know I can count on him to help me with any of my needs,” Heidi said as she squeezed my dad’s hand.

“Absolutely he will. Do you hear that Kevin? If your mom needs help, you’ve got to step up and be the man of the house,” My father told me as he shot me a smile.

“Yeah Dad, I’ll help her with anything she needs,” I replied with an eye roll. I could already see Harry using this to his advantage.

“Well, I suppose I should start cleaning up,” Heidi said as she let go of my father’s hands and took some dishes from the table and brought them over to the countertop in the kitchen, “Why don’t you two find something else to do?”

“I’ve got homework,” I replied as I pushed myself away from the table.

“You didn’t eat your vegetables young man,” my father said to me as he pointed at my plate.

“Oh don’t pester him dear, he’s been very good since you were gone. He’s been helping me around the house and deserves a break,” Heidi told my dad and then winked at me.

I didn’t wait for anything else to be said, I just bolted for my room. Once there I closed my door and opened up my backpack. I pulled out some books and sat down on my bed and tried to do some homework, but I just couldn’t seem to get the image of Heidi in her green bikini out of my mind, not to mention the mental image of her perky boobs wagging back and forth as she cleaned the countertop. After about a half an hour of trying to work through some math problems with an increasingly growing erection I gave up, grabbed some tissues and jerked myself off. I came hard as I imagined her slowly sliding those tiny bottoms down her shapely legs, and collapsed back onto my bed. I laid panting as I suddenly heard Dad and Heidi talking through the air vent in the living room that was below my room.

“Do you want to watch some TV while we have a night together?” My father asked.

“Sure, I’ll be there in a minute, I just have to rinse out this pot,” Heidi replied.

I heard couch cushions squeak as my father collapsed onto it, and then heard other voices. Women’s voices. They sounded like they were panting. Suddenly one of the voices called out, “Oh yeah, get your fucking tongue in my dirty little cunt and clean it out good!”

Shit! I never took the porno out of the DVD player! I bolted upright on my bed as that now familiar sense of dread filled my entire being.

“Heidi!? What is this?” I heard my dad call out.

“It looks like a pornographic movie,” Heidi’s voice replied and closed my eyes and slapped my forehead.

“I can see that Heidi! How did it get in our DVD player?” My father questioned with an irritated voice.

“I have no idea dear,” Heidi replied in her sing song voice.

“Kevin! I bet this is his!” I heard my father say.

“You know what, he did have his friend Harry over here earlier today. I bet he brought it over and the two of them watched it while I was outside. I must have come inside from the pool and they had to change the channel quickly,” Heidi’s voice replied.

“I’m gonna chew that boy a new one!” My father declared.

“Sweetheart, calm down,”

“Calm down! He’s watching pornos on our living room TV!” My father complained loudly.

“George, he’s getting to that age. Would you rather he was out watching this stuff where we didn’t know about it? Or worse, having sex with some girls from his school with no idea that he could be getting them pregnant?” Heidi told him.

“Well…” My father’s voice was suddenly calmer.

“I’m serious George. Boys his age are curious. They’re going to get into this stuff. It’s only natural. If you yell at him now, he’ll hide this stuff from us from now on. You don’t want that, do you?” I heard her ask.

“No… But he’s got to learn that women don’t really act like that,” My father replied.

“Of course dear. I’ll talk to him about it tomorrow, but don’t yell at him on your only day home this week.” Heidi told him.

“Are you sure you want to talk to him about this?” My father sounded amazed.

“Of course. I’ll teach him all about how to properly treat a woman, and how real life is different from pornos, but for right now why don’t you go to our bedroom and get ready for bed. You’ve got an early flight tomorrow and I want you to be well rested. If we stay out here watching TV, you’ll just be thinking about that porno. So let’s head to bed and I’ll take your mind off from the TV,” Heidi replied in a voice that was smooth like silk.

I heard my father agree and then heard footsteps walking out of the living room. I inwardly thanked Harry and let out a long sigh of relief and quickly got my breathing back under control. I decided I also had a rollercoaster day and should probably call it a night too. I would get the rest of my homework done in my second period study hall tomorrow. I kicked my backpack and books off my bed and crawled under the covers and clicked off the light. I had every intention of going right to sleep, but every time I closed my eyes I kept seeing Heidi in that stupid deck chair with a tiny green triangle of fabric over her pussy and her perky tits with her full nipples straining out at me. I couldn’t help but whack off one more time before I passed out cold.

I woke up the next morning to my alarm clock beeping at me. I groaned, slapped it, and headed for the shower to get ready for my day. As I washed up the previous day came back to me. I remembered I had to thank Harry for bailing me out with the porno being left in the DVD player. After my shower I got dressed and headed downstairs to an empty kitchen. I made myself a bowl of cereal and sat down at the table to scarf it down. I was almost halfway done when Heidi came trudging in. She looked exhausted despite the fact that I knew my parents had gone to bed as early as I had. She was wearing a simple white cotton robe with the tie pulled tight across her thin waist. She pulled out a chair and dropped heavily into it.

“You look tired. Didn’t get much sleep? Does my dad snore too loud for you, or were you too busy trying to stay away from him ‘cause he wanted to make out with you?” I said with a cocky grin as I figured I’d get in a chance to rib my friend in.

“Dude I am tired. Your dad kept me up half the night. I’m surprised you didn’t hear us. He kept bitching about me being too loud while we were fucking, and I know the bed was banging off the wall,” Heidi replied as she rolled her head around to loosen her shoulder muscles and then looked at me.

My eyes must have been bugging out of my face because Heidi chuckled at me, and I then decided that Harry was fucking with me, so I shot back, “Whatever dude.”

“Seriously, your dad is fucking dynamite in the sack. He fucked me good and hard,” She replied as she shrugged, “It felt so damn amazing to get an actual dick shoved in me by the way. In-fucking-credible.”

“Okay Harry, quite fucking with me,” I replied as I dropped my spoon and looked at him.

“What? I’m not fucking with you,” She replied and then smirked at me, “I was too busy fucking your dad.”

“What the hell man?” I asked him.

“What? I am his wife, remember? His trophy wife to be exact. He sort of expects it, and I had to get his mind off that porno you left in the DVD player, you moron,” She reminded me as she shrugged.

I couldn’t do anything but stare at her stupidly as she slumped down in the chair and let out a sigh. She had spread her legs to keep her balance in the chair and the front of her robe was pulled apart by her legs and I suddenly noticed she was wearing a thigh high nylon on her left leg, but not on her right.

“Are you wearing nylons dude? What the hell?” I asked as I raised an eyebrow at my friend.

“Yeah, so what? Lots of chicks wear these things to look sexy,” She replied with a shrug.

“Except you’re not technically a chick, not to mention you’re supposed to wear one on each leg,” I shot back as I again eyed up her toned legs.

“I used the other to tie your dad’s hands to the headboard of the bed,” She replied with a grin.

“Ew, what?” I asked.

“I took off my nylon and used it to tie your dad’s hands to the top of the bed before I fucked him cowgirl style,” She replied with a smile, “He’s totally sub in the bedroom. It’s actually kind of awesome. I can pretty much run the show and he does whatever I tell him like a good little boy,” She replied with a grin.

“Dude, I do not need to hear this,” I replied as I rolled my eyes.

“Well, I’m dying for some action in this hot body, and you haven’t helped at all. You’re too busy whacking off at night to thoughts of my sexy new body instead of actually enjoying the fact that your best friend is totally in control of your sensual step mom’s body,” She shot back at me with an I told you so look on her face.

“Yeah, well… This is just weird, okay? What do you want me to do here, just jump your bones? I’ve got to go or I’m going to be late for school.” I said as I stood up and grabbed my backpack and headed for the door.

“Do you want a ride?” I heard Heidi call out, which made me think about the previous day’s drop off.

“No, I’ll take the bus,” I replied and then after a short pause added, “Hey Harry, could you just not do anything sexual with Heidi today while I’m at school? Maybe just sort of stay in the house or something?”

“What if I need supplies? All your mom has here is shitty health food and I’m hungry. I barely ate anything last night to stay in character and what I did eat was stupid green vegetables.” She pleaded with me.

“If you go out, just wear normal clothes, okay?” I replied over my shoulder.

“Fine I’ll be good,” Heidi said happily.

I turned back to look at her and asked, “Really?”

“Of course dude. I’ll be chillin’ here when you get back. I sort of like to tease you, but I don’t want to give you a coronary or anything,” She replied with a smirk.

“Thanks,” I replied and turned to leave.

“Hey, one thing before you go…” Heidi called out, which caused me to spin and look at her once more as she continued, “I wanted to make certain while you were at school you had something to think about,” And with that she pulled back her robe to reveal a shiny black leather corset and a tiny pair of matching black panties. She struck a pose and gave me a wink and then made a kissing face as my jaw dropped open.

“Ha ha ha, dude you are so easy,” She said as she bent over giggling, which caused her massive chest to vibrate in the corset, “I promise, I’ll be good today, but I just had to do that. Ha ha ha!”

With that I turned and headed out to the bus, trying once again to ignore the flag pole that had suddenly appeared in my pants. The bus was already at my stop, so I quickly jumped on it and found a seat. A few kids pointed and called me the “step-mom boner kid” but I was just glad no one had come up with a stupid nickname for me yet, so I was okay with a few kids pointing and muttering under their breath. Once at school I followed the same procedure as the previous day, which was keep my head low and try and make it through. The only problem was every time I closed my eyes I saw Heidi standing there in a black corset using her perfect pink lips to tease me with kisses. That of course caused my dick to short circuit, and I wound up spending half my time in class either day dreaming or trying to hide a pocket rocket. I had a test in algebra which I only managed to finish half of, so was certain I failed it, and then in chemistry class I accidently started my back pack on fire while we were working with some stupid bunsen burners. I managed to put it out, but that of course made Mr. Kerferstien want to send me off to Mr. Wergstaff’s office. I managed to plead my way out of it, but I was damned thankful when the final bell rang. I ignored the busses and snuck out the back door, thinking I would walk the three quarters of a mile home and use the time to gather my thoughts. The extra time didn’t help though, as I was stuck wondering what Harry was up to in Heidi’s body. I wanted to know if he had been true to his word about staying at home. And as I thought about that I inevitably thought about Heidi in that little black corset. And that made me wonder if Harry would give me more shit if I “went to my room for a few minutes” when I got home.

As I turned up the driveway to my house I saw Heidi’s car in the garage, and as I passed it I felt the hood. The engine was cool, which meant that Heidi had been at home for at minimum that past few hours. Maybe I was being too hard on Harry. Who knows what I would be doing if I had woken up with the powers he suddenly had. I decided I should probably thank him for staying home, because he probably only did it on my insistence.

I walked through the door, dropped my scorched backpack on the floor and called out, “Harry?!

“In here!” I heard Heidi’s voice call out from the living room.

As I got closer I suddenly heard digitalized fighting noises followed by rather realistic gunshot sounds. Instantly I knew that Heidi was busy playing Harry’s favorite game. Maximum Soldier. I shook my head and walked into the living room to see the “video game nest” Heidi had built over the course of the day. There were half crushed cans of energy drinks everywhere, a few open chip bags randomly strewn out across the coffee table, and a mostly empty plate with the remnants of something that must have been sitting there for at least a few hours.

“Um, how’s it going?” I asked as I looked around at the mess.

Heidi never took her eyes off the screen as she replied, “Yeah, I know about the mess. I’ll clean it up later.”

“Is this what you did all day?” I asked her.

“What? You told me that you would prefer if I didn’t leave the house, so I mostly stayed here all day,” She replied, again not looking away from the TV as she suddenly leaned to the left, mimicking her on-screen video game character dodging some explosions.

“Yeah thanks for that,” I responded hesitantly, and then paused before I asked, “So what do you mean by mostly stayed here all day?”

That finally got her to look away from the screen, and she then paused her game and stood up and stretched as she said, “Dude, you have got to calm down. I didn’t get in any trouble.”

As I watched her stretch my jaw dropped, and I blinked several times. Heidi must have noticed my face because she looked down at herself as I asked, “Harry, what the fuck is my step-mom wearing?”

“It’s an adult diaper, and since you’re so curious it’s also the answer to where I’ve been all day,” She replied as casually as if she were talking about the weather while I stared at her as she stood there in nothing but a thin pink tank top and a white diaper.

“I’m going to need more explanation,” I replied as I shook my head.

“Okay, so you said you didn’t want me to go anywhere, right? Well, I figured I’d bust out some video games and keep it on the down low today, right? So I grabbed some of the energy drinks I bought yesterday for mixers while I was bikini shopping, got my spot on the couch warmed up and dove into some serious practice on MS4. So I’m in the zone this morning! I don’t know if it’s Heidi’s smaller fingers or what, but I’m on a non-stop killing spree. Then it hits me suddenly. I’ve got to piss. Like now. So I hop off-line, do my girly business, grab another couple cans of caff-pow, and back to the couch. Well, I’m not messing with you now, ten minutes later and I’ve got to piss again. So, I rinse and repeat, and plop back on the couch determined to find my grove again, and ten minutes after that, Bam, I have to piss again,” Heidi pauses and shrugs at me, cocks her hip, which makes plastic crinkle noises, and then continues, “So I decide to just take a break. I had a good morning, I’ll eat some food, recharge my jets, and then get back into it. I grab another Caff-pow and start digging through the cupboards here, and realize your mother has nothing but tofu and soy beans for grub around this place. I managed to find an old box of hamburger helper and some meat so that I could make something edible, but in the time that I made the meal and ate it, I had to pee like four more times. I can’t very well go back to slaying newbies by the score if I have to duck out of the game every ten minutes, and I wasn’t about to spend the day chilling on the toilet staring at your bathtub, so I had to come up with a new plan. At first I thought about bringing the TV into the bathroom, but if I sit on the toilet too long my legs go numb, so then I thought about bringing the toilet to the TV, and suddenly realized all I had to do was grab a pack of adult diapers, and I’d be golden. So I tossed on some grandma clothes, busted ass to Super-Mart, picked up a pack of diapers and some more Caff-pow, and then headed back here to get in my afternoon kill-fest. Nice right?”

She stood there smiling at me like she had just cured cancer as she waited for my response. My eyebrows went up and I said, “Dude, you’re wearing a diaper.”

“That’s what you’re taking away from that whole story? Here I thought you’d be proud of me because I did what you asked,” She replied with a pout.

I suddenly realized that if I gave Harry shit about this, who knows what he would do next so I swallowed my comments and just nodded while telling him, “You know what? You’re right. I am proud of you. I was just a bit shocked I guess.”

“That’s better. Besides, this is not my fault. How was I supposed to know that Heidi has a bladder the size of a thimble?” She replied as she raised an eyebrow at me.

“How do you know how big a thimble is?” I asked her.

“The summer after fifth grade my mom shipped me off to stay with my grandmother for three weeks. She didn’t own a TV, she just sat around and sewed things non-stop. She had coasters for her coasters. The woman was a nut, and she insisted on teaching me how to sew. That’s how I know how big a thimble is,” Heidi shot back and then asked, “Hey, you wanna tag team?”

“Shit yes, I’d love to frag some newbs. Especially after the day I’ve had,” I told her and we both plopped down on the couch.

“Pretty rough?” She asked as she picked up her controller, switched player modes and then restarted the game.

“Ugh. I flunked an algebra test and started my backpack on fire,” I replied as picked up the spare controller from the coffee table and started to follow Heidi’s character through a mine shaft into sporadic gun fire.

“You started your backpack on fire?” Heidi asked with a shocked expression.

“I really don’t want to talk about it dude. Let’s just play.”

“Roger that,” She replied as leaned forward, grabbed an open can of Caff-pow, took a long drink, and then retrained her focus on the TV.

We played for a while, and I suddenly realized that Harry was right. He was in the zone today. He seemed to be able to drop anyone else in the game as we ran around guns blazing. I wasn’t horrible at Maximum Soldier, but I also didn’t play it as often as Harry typically did. He was always good, but today he was unstoppable. I pretty much just had to follow him around and clean up his left overs. We had cleared at least four maps and my character was diffusing a nuclear missile pointed at a fictional Miami Florida while Harry’s character gave me cover fire when suddenly I heard a faint hissing sound. I paused for a moment as it got louder and realized it was coming from next to me. More specifically, from Heidi as she sat next to me.

“Oh Dude! Seriously? You’re pissing yourself while you sit on the couch right next to me?” I asked as I leaned away from her.

“What? I told you I have to piss like every ten minutes. Are you gonna disarm the nuke while ten commies are busy shooting holes in your back? I didn’t think so!” She replied as the sound continued unfazed.

“That is so nasty,” I replied as the hissing finally abated, but I did noticed the look of relaxation that passed over Heidi’s face as she let out a sigh, grabbed the can of Caff-pow and finished it before replying to me, “Yeah, but I sure feel better. Now, let’s go steal the tank!”

We continued blasting our way through a few more levels when true to Heidi’s word I heard the faint hissing again. She squirmed a bit in her seat, but otherwise said nothing as I was struggling to pay attention to the video game. After we cleared the room of hostiles I couldn’t help but ask, “So… what does it feel like?”

“Warm and wet,” She replied as she masterfully stabbed at the controller, “but to be honest, not as unpleasant as you would think.”

“I didn’t mean just that…” I muttered in response, “I mean the whole being a girl thing.”

“Oh yeah. Sorry,” She paused for a breath and then continued, “It’s a trip man. I have these tits on my chest, and they’re so rubbery but at the same time firm and they give me the most delicious tingles down my spine when I play with my nipples, or even just rub them. Then there’s my pussy. That little treasure is amazing. You know how when you rub one out…”

“Ew, really?” I interrupted him, “Are we really having this conversation?”

“Dude, we all do it. It’s no big deal. I mean not only have I seen the tissues next to your bed, but I’ve also got all of your step-mom’s memories. You’re not as discrete as you think,” She replied with an eye-roll.

I shrugged my shoulders and she continued, “So you know when you rub one out, you’re feeling all of this amazingness, but it’s sort of concentrated? Well it’s not like that with a women’s body. When I’m fingering myself, it’s like that but through my whole body. From my toes to the tip of my hair, and about ten times as strong. I’m telling you it’s the bomb. And that’s what it feels like when you cum. A bomb going off inside of you, but a good one. Although even if you don’t get there, it’s still good because it just builds like wave after wave, so you don’t have the blue ball syndrome if you don’t finish.”

“Sounds like you’re liking it,” I replied as I zoomed in on a target and fired.

“Nice shot,” She commented and then added, “Yeah. I mean not only is the sex stupid fucking good, but I’ve got these smooth sweet ass legs that feel great to be touched, and it’s fun to watch guys droll over me. They open doors and pretend to be nice to me. It’s kinda funny actually. I don’t have to do anything, just be there. The clothes are pretty awesome. They can be a pain in the ass to get into, but I know they make me look sexy as hell, and if there is anything I want to see, or a pose I would like to see a girl make, I just go to the mirror and look at it. You also wouldn’t believe me, but even the scent of a girl is awesome. And the whole thing sort of makes me horny, which starts this moist heat going in my pussy, and that just leads us back to the awesomeness of playing with my vagina.”

It struck me right then that I was pretty jealous that Harry had this power and not me, but there wasn’t much I could do about it. At least he was sharing it with me. I glanced over and tried to discreetly look at the gentle curves of Heidi’s breasts as they stretched out the pink fabric of her tank top, but I must not have been discrete enough because she caught me looking.

“You know, if you want to see my tits, all you have to do is ask.”

Suddenly some cross fire cut down my digital soldier and my part of the screen went red. I dropped my controller on the table and leaned back into the couch as Heidi went to work on the video game. She got to a spot where my character could be brought back, but I didn’t pick up the controller.

“C’mon man,” She insisted.

“I’m just not feeling this game anymore,” I replied to her.

“That’s cool. You want to play a different one?” She asked with hopeful eyes.

“I don’t know.”

“I’ll even play one of your stupid RPGs if you want.”

“I don’t have any good ones. I’ve pretty much beat all of my games,” I replied with a shrug.

Heidi’s shoulders slumped for a moment before she perked back up and looked at me, “I’ve got it! Let’s go get some new games!”

“I don’t have any money.”

“You might not, but Heidi does! And she totally owes you for making you clean the attic two weeks ago.”

I thought for a moment and then replied with a chuckle, “You know what, you’re right. You do owe me Mom.”

“That’s the spirit. I’ll be right back. I’m gonna toss on some clothes and we can head out,” She said as she hopped up off the couch, “Oh, and is the dressing like a grandma rule still in effect?”

I laughed and shook my head, “If you’re going out with me, you might as well look hot.”

“Great, be back in a minute, son,” She said as she dashed down the hall and into her room.

Heidi only kept me waiting about fifteen minutes before she came strolling out of the hall looking quite different. She had a strappy pair of four inch stiletto heels on tiny feet which accentuated her thin ankles and helped her long and tanned bare legs look even better as they made their way up to a scandalously short white pleated skirt and the same thin pink tank top she had on earlier. I could still see her nipples straining through the thin pink fabric, which made me shake my head in awe. She had her hair pulled back in a simple pony tail and had added a minimal amount of make up to her face, but still managed to look sexy as hell. Her purse was dangling on the crook of her elbow and she walked past me towards the car. I quickly hurried after her and we both grabbed pairs of sunglasses from the counter top as we walked by. I beat her into the car and as I buckled my seat belt she was just sitting down and I heard a familiar crinkling noise.

“Dude, you’re still wearing that diaper?”

“No, I put on a fresh one,” She replied causally as she started the car and began backing out of the garage, “I don’t want to have to stop at every gas station to piss on our way there, not to mention while we pick out a video game. Relax dude, with the way this skirt flares off my hips no one will know.”

I raised my eyebrows and looked at her like she was crazy, but Heidi ignored my looks and drove us to the mall. I couldn’t help but notice that Harry was a much better driver now. I wondered if it was Heidi’s driving skills that he was using, and if he would still have them when he got out of her? And when would he feel the need to get out of my step mom. Now that he was buying me video games and I knew my Dad was out of town for a while I was hoping that maybe he would stick around for a bit and we could actually have some fun. My thoughts were interrupted by a loud growling noise coming from Heidi’s side of the car. I looked over at her as she shrugged and replied, “My stomach.”

“That was pretty loud,” I commented.

“Yeah, I’m not certain if the hamburger helper is agreeing with me,” She said as she winced and glanced downward.

“Well, Heidi is pretty much a vegetarian health nut. I can’t even remember the last time we had hamburger, let alone the last time Heidi had it,” I responded as I shrugged at her.

“I know dude, I’m inside her head, remember?” She replied as she pointed to one of her ears.

“Well then, why were you dumb enough to eat something that doesn’t agree with your stomach?” I shot back.

She paused as her stomach again let out a loud groan, and then shot me a look as she said, “Do you know how shitty tofu and soy beans taste? And that’s all your stupid stepmom eats. I’ll eat it once in a while, but non-stop? Give me a break. Although, I will give her credit on one thing. Her shitty diet has given me an amazing body to romp around in,” She said with a grin as she grouped at a breast with one hand, continually caressing and squeezing it until her nipple strained out underneath her thin tank top like it wanted to desperately break through and take a breath of fresh air. I was so mesmerized I hardly noticed she had pulled into the mall parking lot.

It didn’t take long for Heidi to find a parking spot and as we both got out of the car I looked over and noticed her skirt had ridden up as we had driven here, and was now hiked up far enough that I could see some of the white diaper peeking out from under her short skirt. I cleared my throat, which caused her to bend further down and look at me through the car, which of course caused her skirt to ride up even further, and I pointed to her ass and shot her a look.

“Heh, oops. I keep forgetting how short these skirts are,” She replied as she straightened herself, tugged the skirt as far down as it would go, which wasn’t very far at all and then started to walk toward the doors.

I quickly jogged around the car and caught up with her as I asked, “Then why do you wear the skirts? Especially the short ones? You could just toss on a pair of my mom’s jeans.”

“Because an old pair of blue jeans isn’t nearly as sexy as this tiny skirt. I don’t mean to be a dick or anything, but your stepmom is hot. Being in her body is sort of like being in a porno, only it’s not just visual. I get to look, taste, touch, and smell. So why would I want to look all frumpy when I don’t have to? Plus, it’s funny to get guys just like you all hot and bothered just by being a little sexy,” She replied with an odd giggle and nudged me with her elbow as we walked in through the sliding doors.

I noticed Harry had decided to make his new feminine body put on a bit of a strut, and even standing right next to her I thought it was sexy as hell. As I started to see heads turn I knew exactly what every male around me was gawking at while we walked by, as they probably had an even better view than I did. The pleated skirt Heidi was wearing was doing an excellent job of swishing around her toned thighs, and the gentle clip-clop of her heels on the tile was borderline hypnotic. Not only knowing that it was my best friend in control of this sexy woman’s body, but also that we were on our way to pilfer some brand new video games just continued to ramp up my excitement level.

We turned a couple of corners and began walking down the lengthy corridors that led to the game store when suddenly she stopped. I turned back with an impatient look and prodded her, “C’mon Mom, we’re almost there. You don’t have to pretend like you don’t know the way.”

She shot me an evil look and said in a quiet voice, “Dude, we have a problem here.”

“What?” I asked back.

“Where’s the nearest bathroom?” she said as a panicked look came over her face and I heard her stomach gurgle again.

“Bathroom? Back past the food courts, but we’re going the opposite way. There are bathrooms past the game store too, if you want to use those.” I replied as I motioned to her to follow me.

“No good. I need something a lot sooner…” She stammered quickly and brought her hands up to her small tummy as I noticed her legs shaking as if with exertion.

“Why?” I asked with my feet still planted, and then I got my answer.

Heidi’s eyes went wide as I watched her bend forward ever so slightly and she made a quiet, “Euunh,” sound. I watched as she spread her legs a few inches and realized that she was right in the process of crapping in her pants. My eyes went wide as I watched her hands go to her sides and then over her ass and it seemed like she suddenly remembered she was wearing as skirt and couldn’t paw at herself in public. Her mouth dropped open as she locked eyes with me, and then I heard her let out a rather loud and slimy sounding fart. People who had been walking down the hallway seemed to all instantly turn towards us and almost instantly Heidi’s face went bright red.

“Oh shit,” She said in a quiet voice.

“Dude did you just…” I started to ask and she stopped me by nodding. I didn’t know what else to say so I just shrugged and said, “Well, it’s a good thing you’re at least wearing a diaper.”

“Ew, it’s all warm and mushy!” She replied as she tried to lean as if to look at her own ass.

As I noticed people whispering amongst themselves I motioned to her and said, “C’mon, let’s get going! Everyone’s staring at you.”

She nodded and took a half step as she made another face at me, and then started to half shuffle after me, which looked hilarious in four inch heels. I rolled my eyes and continued walking, but this time I tried to stay a bit in front of her, as if I didn’t know the woman who was shuffling down the hallway a few steps behind me.

“Dude wait up!” She whispered loudly to me.

“Just walk normal, and you’ll catch up to me,” I replied without slowing down.

“It’s not easy to walk with a load in your pants!” She shot back through clenched teeth.

“Whose fault is that?” I asked back.

“Oh C’mon. I didn’t mean to shit in your mom’s pants!” She said back, which earned us a few more looks from people passing by, and caused me to shoot her an evil look over my shoulder.

“Sorry,” Heidi stammered as I jogged a few steps further ahead of her, “Honest, I didn’t mean it! Wait up!”

I finally stopped walking and spun to look at her as she waddled up to me and pouted, trying very hard to stand normally, “Dude, I didn’t know that this would happen. I honestly meant to just use the diapers for… you know… piddle. How about if I buy you some extra games to make up for it?” She pleaded with me.

“Well…” I started to reply when suddenly her face went from sexy pouty to worry and fear, “Oh no, not again.”

She brought her hands to her waist as she again bent slightly forward once more and made a small grunt noise as she again filled her drawers and then looked at me as she pleaded, “Kevin, let’s go home! C’mon man, I’m not feeling so good.”

I suddenly smiled at her, walked over and then said, “Sorry Mom, but you promised me a video game. You can’t back out on a deal like that just because you ate some greasy old hamburger!” I then reached around behind her and gave her butt a nice rough slap. Her eyes almost bulged out of her head as I started to chuckle and finally felt like I again had a little bit of power in this relationship.

“Dude, why would you do that?” She whined at me as she gyrated her hips.

“Because you made this mess, now you sit in it… or walk around in it, I guess.” I replied as I shrugged my shoulders, “It didn’t bother you to piss yourself, so let’s go get some video games. Then we can go home.”

“Fine, but I have to do one thing first,” She replied and I saw that same look of relaxation on her face and suddenly heard the hissing sound once more. Her shoulders slumped and her head rolled back as she smiled at me, “Oh, that’s better. I was trying to hold it in, but screw it. That’s what the diapers for, right?”

“I’m just glad it’s you and not me,” I replied as I stuck my tongue out at her, “Now let’s go and try not to walk like you’ve got a load in your panties.”

“You can be such a dick sometimes,” She commented as she started after me, trying to walk more normally.

“And you can be a real pussy,” I countered.

“Well, then maybe we’re a perfect match,” She replied as she let out another odd giggle.

We managed to make it to the video game store without any more incidents, and Heidi was even walking pretty normal as we strolled around the isles. I could tell she still wasn’t comfortable, but I wasn’t in a hurry just so that Harry could change out of his supremely embarrassing bad idea. I had already picked up several games and showed them to Heidi who nodded enthusiastically instead of her typical You don’t need any more brain rotting video games. I saw her start to bend over to look at one game on a low shelf when she suddenly stopped and straightened and pressed her legs together. I chuckled inwardly and went over to where she was and got down and grabbed the game and held it up for her.

“Thanks,” She replied as she added, “It just felt to… mushy… when I bent over.”

“No problem,” I said with a shrug and started to go through some more games.

“Are you almost ready?” She asked impatiently.

“Not really. We always spend a couple hours in here. What’s got you in such a hurry now?” I paused and then added to mock her, “You’re not actually turning into a girl in your mind too, are you?”

“No way dude, it’s not that… It’s just… I sort have to… you know… again.” She replied as she started to blush and fidget.

“Ugh. Okay then. Which one should we get?” I asked as I held up several video games.

“Duh, all of them,” She replied and gave me a you should know better look as she scooped all the games out of my hand and walked over to the counter to buy them.

The clerk started to scan the games, but couldn’t seem to get the scanner to function correctly, which was probably because he was too busy trying to not get caught staring at Heidi’s tits. Of course Harry picked up on that immediately, and so he leaned Heidi’s torso over the counter and gave the guy a cheesy smile as he ran her fingers around in her hair. The guy was eating it up, and couldn’t help but smile back at her. When he had finally finished scanning all the video games Heidi looked up at the stacks of not yet released Immortal Warrior Seven and pouted at the man as she said, “Can I have one of those too sweetie?”

“Uh… no, those are for the midnight release tomorrow night,” the guy replied back.

“Oh c’mon honey, it’ll be our little secret. My son really likes that game, but I can’t keep him out on a school night that late,” She replied as she leaned in even further and whispered in his ear, “I’d be super grateful. Plus if he’s busy with a new video game maybe I’d have time to go on a date with an attractive store clerk.” Then she gave him a wink and ran a finger down the front of his shirt.

“Uh… I… uh…” The man stuttered heavily as Heidi grabbed his hand and a pen, then started to write down some numbers across the man’s hand.

“Puh-lease…” She added with another pout and some sad puppy dog eyes, “I haven’t been on a date in so long, and I just know you can give me the attention I’ve been looking for.”

“Okay!” The man said as he grabbed a game off the top of the shelf and put it on our pile, “Just don’t tell anyone!”

“I wouldn’t dream of it,” Heidi replied as she grabbed the stack of games off the counter and started to strut toward the exit with me in tow, “Now don’t wash your hands before you call me and lose my number you sexy man you!”

The clerk stupid stood there waving with the hand that had blue ink on it as we left the store and started trotting down the corridor and back toward our car. I looked over at Heidi’s face to see a look of pure enjoyment plastered across it. She noticed my glance and said, “Dude, tits are so awesome. They can get not yet released video games.”

“I agree. Just remember to use your superpowers for good, not evil,” I told her with a smile and we both started to laugh.

We were almost back to the food court when she once again stopped and suddenly handed me the video games as she whined, “Oh no, not again… Euunh.”

I knew what was happening and this time felt just a little bad for Harry, until I heard the hissing noise once more and then rolled my eyes, “Dude. C’mon.”

“What? I have to go!” She replied back with a pitiful look and then started to walk forward again, “Oh man, it feels like I’ve got five pounds of warm oatmeal in my panties.”

“You mean diaper,” I replied as I rolled my eyes.

“Okay, you’re right. It was a bad idea. You’re smart, I’m dumb. Are you happy now?” She said as she reached to her waist to adjust how her skirt down.

I just smiled at her and shrugged as we continued our walk back to the car. She quickly dug the keys out of her purse and I climbed into the passenger side with my bounty of new video games as she opened the driver side door and looked down at the seat with hesitation. She took a breath and then climbed into the car. Her face scrunched in disgust as the weight of her body hit the seat and she looked over at me and complained, “Ew, it’s all mushing between my legs and up my back. Oh man, I hope it doesn’t leak or anything.”

“Nasty. Let’s just get home.” I replied to speed the process along.

Heidi fired up the car and we pretty much set a record for blasting through the city streets on the way back to my house. I was once again impressed with Harry’s ability to drive. He seemed to be far more relaxed then I would have been in his situation. As we pulled into the driveway Heidi looked over at me and asked, “Hey, you know what would be fun?”

“No, what?”

“Let’s bring the game system up to your room, and hook it up to your TV and have an all-night game fest like we did over the last school break!” She smiled at me as she finished parking the car in the garage.

“Yeah, that does sound like a good plan. We’ll get to try out all the games we just got,” I replied with an enthusiastic nod.

“Sweet. Okay. Well, I’m going to go in and take a shower and change. Can you get everything set up while I do that?” She asked politely.

“Yeah, not a problem,” I responded with a nod.

Heidi and I went into the house, with her making a brief stop at the fridge to chug half a bottle of pepto-bismo and then she disappeared down the hallway as I raced to my room and dumped the games out on my bed before rushing back down to the living room and started to dig around the back of the entertainment center for the cords. Normally Heidi would throw a fit if I wanted to bring the gaming system into my room, as she always wanted to “monitor my time” on it, which was her way of saying she wanted to be able to walk into the living room and give me choirs to do if she saw me sitting down. But Heidi couldn’t bitch at me now that Harry was in control of her. After unplugging several lines the system came free and I carried it up to my room and cleared off a corner of my desk and began hooking it up to the modest TV that was set up in my bedroom. Once it was hooked up I went back downstairs and grabbed the controllers and booked it back up to my room. I fired up the TV and the system and smiled gleefully as it came to life. I heard the shower down the hall shut off and figured Heidi would be along any moment, so I grabbed one of the controllers and sat back on my bed to wait for her. After staring at the boot up screen for about five minutes I called out, “Hey Heidi! What’s taking so long?!”

“I’m almost done. Pick a game and load it up without me, I’ll be a few more minutes.” I heard her call out from her room.

“Which one!?” I hollered back.

“I don’t care dude, they’re all new!” She yelled back.

I shrugged my shoulders and picked up Immortal Warrior Seven and figured we might as well play it and be able to brag to all of our friends that we’ve already started it. I loaded the game into the system and stabbed a button on the controller. The TV screen fired up to an introductory cinematic movie that showed some heavily armored guy getting clobbered by a dragon, then some elf looking guy getting roasted with dragon fire. The screen panned over to some scantily clad woman holding a bow shooting arrows into the dragons next while another woman with only scraps of light armor spewing out random words while her hands gave off an eerie purple light until chunks of ice magically appeared and flew at the dragon’s open maw. I was so engrossed in the fight I never noticed Heidi standing in my doorway until she cleared her throat.

And then my jaw dropped open.

She stood in my doorway with her hips canted as my eyes traveled up and down her almost nude body. She was only wearing an almost transparent lacy black push up bra and the tiniest black silk thong I have ever seen. She had been standing there for several minutes by the time my eyes finally managed to rip themselves away from her sexy body and make it up to her smiling face and she let out that odd giggle as she said, “I take it you approve of my gaming attire?”

“Uh… it’s… um… nice,” I managed to stutter out.

“Whatever dude,” She replied as she strolled leisurely into my room and then reached out to hand me a cold beer before she flopped down on the end of my bed and picked up the second controller.

I cracked open the beer and took a quick drink and then noticed she hadn’t grabbed one for herself so I asked, “Where’s yours?”

“I’m just starting to feel better, so I’m not going to drink anything. I don’t need that whole mess again.” She replied as she stabbed the start button on the controller and selected two players from the menu screen.

We had to go through a character set up screen, and I picked a large armored man that carried a huge axe that was slightly larger than he was. Heidi chose a rather well-endowed blonde archer whose armor left only slightly more to the imagination then her own outfit, and we started playing. The first few levels were pretty easy, but I was still not doing anywhere near as well as Harry because I kept getting distracted by my sexy mostly naked step mom sitting on the end of my bed. Especially when she laid down on her stomach facing the TV screen with her legs spread, which left her prime little pussy barely covered by a thin triangle of silk right in front of me. When my character walked right off the side of a cliff she looked back over her shoulder at me, but only shot me a little smile when she noticed I was staring at her love mound as she went back to shooting orcs with arrows.

We played well into the night, and then a bit into the early morning before I noticed Heidi’s character suddenly making a few mistakes, and then her head slowly dropped to the bed. I kept playing for a few minutes to clear the area of bad guys and then softly called out, “Heidi?”

When she didn’t respond I called out again a touch louder, “Heidi? Are you awake?”

She seemed to be passed out, so I saved the game and exited back to the title screen. I should have gone to bed, but I knew I’d never get to sleep with Heidi’s cute little love box right there in front of me, so I leaned back, got comfortable and grabbed a few tissues as I unbuckled and unzipped my pants. My dick had been straining against the inside of my jeans since the moment she showed up in my doorway, and it felt pretty amazing just to release it from its confines. I had only just touched it when suddenly Heidi’s head popped back up and she looked back at me, “Dude, you are so busted!”

My mouth opened and closed as I tried to spit out something to defend myself with, but nothing came, and she just started to laugh. Finally I managed to squeak out, “You’re a dick!”

“Maybe, but you’re still holding yours!” She replied as she sat up and started to laugh as she pointed at my cock as it still sat in my right hand.

“Come on,” I complained as I rolled my eyes.

“Dude, I don’t care. Honestly. I understand even. You’ve got a half-naked and sexy as hell chick laying in front of you in skimpy lingerie. I’d have a hard on too! But the bullshit part that I’m going to call you out on is not having the fucking balls to do anything about it other than whacking off! You could totally be pounding my pussy right now! Why in the fuck are you busting out the tissues?” She said as she tilted her head and gave me a you’re a dumbass look.

“I… It’s… um…” I stammered before she interrupted me by saying, “No, no more bullshit about Heidi being your stepmom. If you can whack it to this body, you can stick it in this body.”

“It’s not just that… It’s also… well, it’s you in there man!” I told her as I spread my arms wide.

“So?”

“So, I mean, it’s just doesn’t feel right,” I replied.

“Well it feels pretty damned right from in here. I’m horny. I wanna fuck. I got a taste when I fingered myself, then I got a chance at the real deal with your dad, and now this pussy is itching to get fucked! Seriously dude, it’s a drug. It feels so fucking good! I want to do it again, and I know you want to try it, so let’s work together and both get what we want!” She said in a frustrated voice.

I sort of nodded at her because what she said did make sense, but I suddenly realized I had no clue where to start, “So… um… what do we do now?”

“Well,” She replied as a knowing smile came back to her face and she began to move with a feline grace, “I get you hard again, maybe by giving you something to look at,” and with that she spun so her back was to me while she kneeled and then leaned over until her breasts and face were pressed into the bed while her pussy was propped up and pointing at my face, “like maybe my tight little pussy in these little silky panties,” then her head popped up and she looked at me over her left shoulder, “And then you tell me how hot I am, and how my moist little pussy is just begging for your cock to be shoved in it!”

“Yeah, yeah that sounds good!” I replied enthusiastically as I leaned forward.

“Do you want to touch it? It’s so moist I’m almost ruining these panties,” She purred as she shook her ass gently.

“Um…” I reached out but I hesitated before my hand made contact with her soft skin.

Suddenly she had popped up and spun around bringing her huge breasts right up into my open palms as she cooed in appreciation and said, “Oh Kevin, it feels so nice when you play with my big titties. Why don’t you give them a squeeze? Or tug on my nipples, I love to have my nipples tugged!”

I was hyperventilating now, and Heidi was panting in pure lust as I gently grasped at her wonderful mammories. I didn’t know what I was doing, but I know it felt great to be pawing her perfect tits. They were so soft and yet so proud and firm at the same time. I saw her hands moving down her wasp-like waist, over her firm tights, and across the gap between us as she reached out for me.

“What does my big boy have for me here? Are you all hard for me and ready to…” As her impossibly soft fingers brushed against my foreskin I lost it.

I groaned and crumpled forward over myself as I came harder than I ever had before. My entire body shook as I unloaded while crunched into a little ball. I could see Heidi’s look of disbelief out of the corner of my eye, and suddenly my face flushed red with embarrassment.

“Oh come on!” She said in a disappointed tone as she slumped back.

“I’m… I’m so sorry… It’s just that you’re so fucking hot… and the way you were talking… Dude, I’m sorry,” I told him as I wanted to just curl up in a ball and die. I knew Harry wouldn’t let this go. I was definitely going to be ridiculed for the rest of my life, which I probably deserved.

Then Heidi said the last thing I expected, “It’s okay dude. No biggie. If anything it’s a compliment on how sexy I am. I mean, I’m disappointed I didn’t get to cum and all, but apparently it’s pretty common with young guys from Heidi’s memories. Let’s get some sleep, okay?”

I didn’t know what to say so I just nodded at her, and she gave me a big grin as she commented, “Dude it felt totally amazing when you were grabbing my tits. It was like little jolts of ecstasy were bouncing around from neck to my ass.”

“That’s pretty cool, glad I could help,” I replied as I grabbed the tissues and did my best to clean myself up.

“Hey, you mind if I sleep in here tonight? You’re mom’s bed is too soft.”

“Uh, I guess that’s the least I can do for you bud,” I said with a shrug.

“Sweet. If you want you can fondle me as you fall asleep. Just no kissing. That would be crossing the line.”

I laughed as Heidi crawled under my sheets and I reached over and clicked off the lamp on my nightstand. I slid out of my jeans and then slid into bed next to her, making certain to wrap one arm around her and softly explored her body, from the crevice in between her boobs down to her still moist thighs. From her soft sighs I’m guessing she was enjoying it almost as much as I was. As our breathing slowed and I could feel my eyes getting heavy I heard Heidi ask in her silky sex kitten tone, “Hey Kevin, will you fuck me tomorrow morning? Pretty please?”

“Sure thing buddy. Whatever you want.” I replied as I let out a yawn and then passed out cold.

[xorg]

Fast Times at Ridgemount High - Chapter 3

I woke up the next morning to the beeping of my alarm clock and blonde hair that smelled of passion fruit tickling my nose. I groaned as I rolled over and slapped the top of the alarm clock and then closed my eyes again. The snooze on my alarm goes off again five minutes later, but it felt like seconds. I was about to reach over and slap it again when suddenly a body was leaning over me and grabbing at the alarm clock. I felt the lace of a bra covering two ample breasts slid across my skin and suddenly everything from last night hit me like a slap in the face.

“Shit! Harry!” I said as I suddenly tried to sit up while Heidi’s body was still draped across me shutting off the alarm clock.

I tipped her over onto my lap and heard her call out, “What the fuck Kevin?”

I looked down to see Heidi’s face glaring up at me with her blonde hair messed up in an adorable sex kitten way and suddenly felt my cock come to life. It only got harder as I looked down all of the soft skin from her shoulders to the cheeks of her ass with only small straps of her bra and her thong blocking my view of anything.

“S… sorry,” I stammered, “I don’t usually wake up next to my mom in her lingerie.”

Her face instantly softened and she snaked a petite hand under her midsection and I could feel her soft fingers gently caress my stiffened member as she replied, “Well, at least some part of you is happy to see me,”

I shuddered as she gently flicked the tip and then crawled back out of my lap and sat on the other side of my bed with a goofy grin on her face. My eyebrows raised as I wondered what was going on inside her head, and I asked, “What?”

“Dude, don’t you remember? You promised that you’d fuck me when we woke up! You’ve got some nice morning wood going, so let’s get to this!” She said excitedly.

“Uh, yeah, I guess I did,” I replied with a pause and then asked, “So… how do you want to do this?”

“Ugh. It’s lucky your first time is going to be with me and not an actual girl because you suck at this,” She replied as she rolled her eyes.

“I’m not certain if that’s helping me or not,” I commented as I gave Heidi a strange look.

She just rolled her eyes once more and then leaned back on my bed and asked, “Do you want to fuck me while I lay on my back like this? I suppose there are a couple of pros to doing it in this position, like you get to fondle or suck on my tits right in front of your face, and you’ll also get to laugh at my orgasm face if it’s hilarious. I suppose the con is we’ll have to be face to face, and we both have some nasty morning breath. Not to mention that every time I open my eyes I’ll be looking at your face, but I’ll take one for the team if it gets my pussy stuffed.”

“Um, again not helping.”

“Or,” Heidi continued unfazed as she spun over and got on her hands and knees with that perfect ass pointed at me, “You can fuck me doggy style. You can still reach around and grab my tits, and I think you’ll have an easier time hitting my gee spot. I think we should do it this way.”

I gulped as I looked at her perfect ass twitch right in front of my face, and struggled to tear my eyes away from her little panty covered crotch long enough to nod enthusiastically at her. She smiled and excitedly yanked her panties down and then like a professional gymnast slid them off in the most sexy way possible. I on the other hand was struggling with my boxers. As I yanked them down off my waist they seemed to have a mind of their own, getting hung up on everything. I was having a hard enough time that I heard Heidi giggle and looked up to see her smiling and shaking her head at me. I felt my cheeks flush, but quickly got them off. She then patted the bed behind her and spun to aim her posterior at me, and then lowered herself down on elbows as she waited. I quickly climbed back on the bed and got lined up behind her. I looked down at the tip of my cock about to penetrate her moist fleshy folds and hesitated.

What if I did it wrong? What if I don’t know what I’m doing enough to even to it wrong? What if Harry gets pissed at me for making him wait until the morning and I still fuck something up?

Suddenly I heard Heidi sigh in front of me as she said, “Don’t worry buddy. I’ll save your dumb ass again,” and with that she reached between her legs to gently take hold of my dick, line it up with her waiting pussy and then she slowly eased herself back onto my pole.

“Oh!” I let out in surprise as I felt her inviting pussy lips envelop the head of my rod. She let out a soft coo, and then eased herself even further back into me. I looked down to see my cock being swallowed up inch by inch as she impaled herself on my shaft. I reached up with my hands and grasped her thin waist and was pleasantly surprised at how soft and smooth her skin was. Before I knew it I was balls deep inside of Heidi, my stepmom, whose body had been hijacked by my best friend. The wrongness of the whole thing made it even hotter for some reason.

“Oh yeah, I needed this,” I heard her mutter in a sultry voice.

She then pulled forward and started to pump herself up and down on me slowly. As she moved back and forth I marveled at how the inside of her pussy felt.

Warm. She pumped back on me. Moist. She pulled herself forward to the tip. Silky. She pumped back once more. Tight. She pulled forward. Heavenly. She thrust herself back, slapping her ass against my thighs.

“Oooh!” I moaned and crumpled forward on her back, my cock furiously jumping inside of Heidi as I came hard and blasted the inside of her womb with a thick coat of my cum. I was wrapped around her back twitching like an addict that needed a fix while my dick shot string after string of cum deep inside of her for about a minute before I was finally able to regain control of my muscles and pick myself off from her.

I looked forward and saw her face over her right shoulder slightly grimacing at me. I knew I had come far too soon for her to share in my orgasm, and my cheeks flushed red with embarrassment once more. I pulled my softening cock out of her pussy with a sort of schlurping sound that made me cringe, and her twitch slightly. I hung my head in defeat as I worked my way to the edge of the bed and sat there. I didn’t know what to say other than I had fucked up again.

I felt Heidi get off the bed and then heard her walking. The next thing I knew she was lifting my chin to look up at her as she stood in front of me, “Hey, what’s wrong Kev?”

“I… Ruined it. Again.” I said in a dejected tone.

“You didn’t ruin anything. Bad sex is like bad pizza. It’s still pretty good.” She replied happily.

“Except you just said the key word, bad.” I muttered sullenly.

“Hey, look at this,” She let go of my chin and pointed to her crotch as I saw my cum slowly dribbling out of her sweet pussy lips and down her inner thighs, “Your cum is leaking out of me, so it must not have been that bad for you, right? I mean, I did a good job making you cum, didn’t I?”

“Yeah, you were fucking awesome.” I said as I pumped my head up and down.

“Well it’s not like I have shit tons of experience either, okay? Maybe I was going too fast for you, or I teased you with my sexpot body too much, you know?” Heidi said in a reassuring voice and then paused for a moment as she seemed to be deep in thought, “Plus Heidi’s memories say this happened to her a lot when she first started having sex. It’s kind of a young man thing.”

“Really?”

“Yeah Really. You need to lighten up, bud,” She said in a cheery voice as she reached her arms above her head and stretched, causing her perky lace encased tits to thrust themselves out and distract me for a moment before she added, “And besides we can always try again later.”

At her mention of the word later, I suddenly realized that I had school today, and I hadn’t even started getting ready yet, “Shit! I have to take a shower or I’m gonna be late!”

I hopped off the bed and darted for the bathroom that was across the hallway from my room and turned on the water. I gave it a few moments for the temperature to climb up to acceptable and then jumped into the tub and yanked the curtain closed behind me. I frantically grabbed the bottle of shampoo down from its small shelf and began washing my hair. As soon as the water had washed the soap out of my short hair I leaned forward and was startled to see the shower curtain being pulled back as Heidi stepped into the tub with me.

“What are you doing?” I asked as I dropped a hand over my privates.

“I figured it save time if we showered together,” She replied with a mischievous gleam in her eyes.

“Uh…” I started to reply before she interrupted me and said, “Turn around, I’ll wash your back.”

I did as she requested while she grabbed a small washcloth, got it wet, added a bit of soap and then began to gently rub it around on my back. Once she was done she spun me around and pulled me to the back of the shower while she took a few steps into the stream of warm water. She let out a soothing sigh and moved around to get her entire body wet and then looked at me and asked, “Do you want to soap up my back now?”

I nodded enthusiastically and took the small scrap of fabric from her and began to rub it around on her skin, “Not so rough! Women have sensitive skin Kev!” She complained.

Instantly I used a more gentle touch, and finished by going a bit lower and soaping up her glorious heart shaped ass cheeks.

“Hmm, that feels nice Kev. Do you want to be a real help and soap up my front too?” She asked with that mischievous gleam in her eyes again.

I of course wouldn’t pass up a chance to touch her boobs again, so I nodded happily, and she did a slow turn and stood at attention to give me a magnificent view of her entire naked body. I started at her neck and slowly worked my way down, paying special attention to her rubbery titties. I could tell Harry was enjoying it, because as I washed each breast the nipple would almost instantly fill as if they were tiny erections. I continued down her toned stomach and then Heidi said with a smile on her face in a mock authoritative tone, “Don’t forget my pussy and thighs. You made a real mess there young man!”

I chuckled as I dropped to my knees and gently wiped at her moist delicate of places. Her pussy was right in front of my nose and it was the first time I had an unobstructed view of it where I wasn’t preoccupied with trying to jam my cock inside of it, so I looked at it with a keen interest. Her outer lips were separated slightly, allowing me to see her soft moist inner lips. She had just a small amount of perfectly trimmed pubic hair in a triangular shape above it, and her toned thighs seemed to leave just enough space between them where they didn’t touch completely when she closed her legs. As I washed my cum off her thighs and took great care cleaning each one of her shapely legs I suddenly realized I was smiling again. Harry was right, I did need to lighten up and live in the moment a bit more. I looked up at Heidi’s face as I finished at her ankles and noticed a light hearted smirk on her face.

“On your knees, just where I want you,” She said with a smile as she reached out and tapped my nose with one of her fingers, “You know there is more than one way to please a woman, right?”

I looked at her stupidly as she eyed me like a piece of meat set in front of a hungry dog and then continued, “You sort of do owe me, right?”

I gulped and nodded, wondering where this was going as she brought a hand up to her face, made a vee shape with her fingers and then licked in between them and then with her other hand lightly grabbed the back of my head and softly eased my face between her thighs.

I was once again out of my element, but decided just to go for it. I stuck my tongue out and brought the tip to Heidi’s pussy lips and gave them a quick lick, not knowing what to expect. I was worried I would hate the taste, but it was actually sort of nice. Almost sweet. I felt her thighs shake on either side of my head, and licked again. I was rewarded with another tremor shaking through her body. I would have smiled if my tongue hadn’t been thrust inside my stepmom’s pussy, so instead I just kept licking. I felt her hand press harder on the back of my head and I knew I had to be doing something right. I kept going just like I had been, opening my mouth and trying to run my tongue along her inner lips when she suddenly lifted one of her legs and set her foot on the ledge of the bathtub, creating much more room for me to work. I could suddenly get my face in a much better position to lick up and down her entire slit. I began to go the whole length, but she seemed to enjoy it more when I got to the very end, and so just to try it, I really dug my tongue into the fleshy folds of the tip of her vagina and licked at the small nub on the end.

“OH FUCK YES! RIGHT THERE! LICK MY CLIT! YES!” She screamed out in a crazed voice.

I abandoned my licking technique and dove straight onto the little nub of her pussy, which caused her to jump a small amount and pull away, as she said, “Wait dude, no… I mean that’s good and all, but keep up the rhythm you had before, just make certain your flicking my clit like you did as you lick! It sounds fucked up, but I want both the constant speed, the constant pressure, and the clit flick, okay?”

I simply nodded in response and adjusted my tactics once more until I heard her add, “Oh, and breath out as you lick forward, breath in as you start at the back.”

At that I pulled my head back and looked up at her and asked, “Seriously? You want me to hop on one foot while I’m doing all this too?”

“Please, you’re doing so well! Just help me out! I’m so fucking horny! I need release!” She said as she leaned forward and pushed her pussy back into my face.

I let out a quick breath and started again. I went from back to front. I licked the whole length, flicking my tongue across what I now knew to be the clit as I came to the front of her pussy. I let out my breath slowly as I was licking forward, and sucked in a new breath quickly as I was starting at the back. I did my best to keep my speed constant. And I tried to do this all while Heidi was bucking harder and harder the entire time I was going down on her. It seemed like only a few minutes (or two hundred eight seven licks) and suddenly both Heidi’s hands were on the side of my head yanking on my ears as she moaned like a whore and called out my name along with a stream of obscenities while her thighs shook and clamped forward on my face. I felt moisture flood out of her pussy and all over me as I suddenly got a very satisfied feeling because knew I had given Heidi an orgasm.

Finally she let go of me and collapsed back against the shower wall with a look of utter bliss painted on her face. She patted my head as I looked up past her heaving breasts to see her say, “Holy shit you are good at eating out my little cunt. Way to go dude!”

“Yeah? I did a good job?”

“Holy fuck that was probably the best orgasm I’ve had since being in Heidi’s body, and I didn’t think they could get better the first time I came.” She replied as she regained her balance and started to wash her crotch off with one hand.

I slowly stood up from the hard tub floor and suddenly realized that my knees were sore from the hard plastic. Heidi saw me wince as I straightened my legs and pouted at me, “Ah, is my poor baby boy sore? Do you need a pillow the next time you lick Mommy’s cootch?”

“Okay don’t do that. That’s weird,” I told her as I shook my head.

She started gleefully laughing and replied, “But that’s what makes it so fun!”

She then gracefully stepped out of the shower and closed the curtain behind her. I grabbed the washcloth and finished washing up and then shut off the water and pulled back the curtain to see Heidi bent over at the waist drying off her legs. I reached out and poked at her exposed pussy with my pointer finger, causing her to jump and spin to face me as she shot me an evil look, “Hey fucker! You don’t just jam a finger in my pussy! They’re delicate!”

And with that she stormed out of the bathroom holding the only towel that was in the room. I walked back to my room dripping wet and used a few tee shirts I had laying around to dry off with. I got dressed quickly and jammed my wallet, cell phone and my keys in my pockets and then looked around for anything I missed. I suddenly saw Heidi’s thong from last night laying on my sheets. I reached over and gently picked up the tiny piece of fabric. I flipped it to and fro until I finally figured out which way it went and then stared at the flimsy triangle of lace that had spent last night nestled against Heidi’s stolen pussy. I couldn’t help but help bring it to my nose and take a sniff. It still smelled like her musk. I looked around and then quickly stashed the panties in the top desk drawer in my room.

I looked at the clock and suddenly sighed. The bus had left long ago. Even if Heidi gave me a ride, I was still going to be a few minutes late. The best case scenario was I would only get a detention for being tardy. I walked down the hallway and into the kitchen to see Heidi sitting at the table in a bathrobe scarfing down some cereal. She looked up at me with a mouthful of cereal and said, “Duud, I’m oo ungry. Lou ant um?”

“What?”

She finished chewing and swallowed before repeating, “Dude, I’m so hungry. You want some?”

“I’m gonna be late man. Even if you give me a ride to school, I’m still in for it. And after yesterday I don’t see anyone giving me a pass on being tardy,” I replied with a sullen look.

“Ha ha ha. You said tardy. I always thought that was a stupid word. Tardy.” Heidi commented gleefully.

I rolled my eyes. Leave it to Harry to find the humor in me being late to school. Still, I was hoping he would give me a ride because I really didn’t want to walk, so I shrugged at him and then asked blatantly, “So, can you give me a ride to school?”

“Nope.”

My heart sank as I let out a sigh.

“Dude, relax. You are so easy.” Heidi said with a chuckle.

“So you’ll give me a ride then?” I asked as I realized this was Harry’s way of messing with me.

Heidi stood up and walked past me as she replied, “No, I will not give you a ride to school,” when I gave her a questioning look she continued by saying, “I’ll do one better than that. Watch this.”

She picked up the phone and dialed a number and waited. I didn’t know what to do, so I pulled out a chair and sat down on it as I watched. Finally Heidi spoke up, “Mr Wergstaff Please.”

Oh no… Now what was Harry planning? I swallowed hard as Heidi shot me a cat that ate the canary smile.

“Mr. Wergstaff this is Heidi Henderson,” Heidi said in the most bitchy tone I’ve heard out of her since I accidently threw a baseball through the front window of our house, “Over the past two days my son Kevin has been gawked at, ridiculed, pranked and harassed. What do you have to say for yourself?” She waited for a moment before continuing, “I don’t need your stammering, you pompous jackass! I need you to do your damned job! You’re so busy trying to accuse my boy of something that you don’t see there is a prankster loose in your school that is trying to frame my boy? Did you know that yesterday someone lit his backpack on fire? Lit his backpack on fire! And then one of your genius teachers had the testicular fortitude to blame my poor Kevin for it. Why would a boy lite his own backpack on fire Mr. Wergstaff? What sense does that make?” She paused for half a second before jumping back in, “I’ll tell you what sense that makes. None. What do you plan to do about this?”

She paused for a moment as I started to laugh, which brought a smile to her face and made her motion for me to be quiet before she said, “That’s your plan? Wait and see? That is the most moronic plan I’ve ever heard. No wonder these children run around and destroy property on your watch! You’re incompetent. Why don’t you check out the football team! I’ve yet to see a single one of them get in trouble, and they stole a goat from Krenshaw Heights for homecoming a month ago!”

She paused again as I grabbed at my nose and gulp down air because I was still laughing so hard. I didn’t know how much longer I would be able to remain silent with Harry doing this to Mr. Wergstaff.

“I’ve heard enough. Just close your damn yapper before something tries to nest in all the extra space in your skull. My Kevin will not be returning to school until you can assure me that he will be free from ridicule, pranks, and bullying. That includes the staff giving him the evil eye like he did anything to their cars. He couldn’t have done it because he was at home plowing me… I mean plowing my garden.”

Now it was Harry’s turn to smirk as I shot him a look.

“I don’t care! Kevin is so afraid of being picked on at school he’s started having night terrors and has regressed back to wetting the bed!”

My face instantly went red hot as I heard Harry, and I made motions at him to hang up the phone, to which he just stuck Heidi’s cute little tongue out at me and then said into the receiver, “Figure it out Mr. Wergstaff. If you can’t my lawyer will be in touch!” And with that she slammed the phone down.

“I wet the bed? You’re a dick!” I hollered at Heidi as smiled smugly at me.

“Yeah well, he won’t bring that up in passing conversation after I’ve moved on from Heidi’s body will he?” She reply with an I told you so look on her face.

She picked up the phone and dialed a new number and then waited. I gave her a questioning glance, but Heidi ignored it as she started to talk, “Hello Mrs. McDregel, this is Heidi Henderson. I’m Kevin’s Mom. I was just calling to say that Harry has been studying very hard with Kevin for the past couple nights, and he’s asking to stay over through the weekend. The boys are studying very hard and when they’re not studying they’re both doing choirs around the house. Harry is such a good boy!”

Heidi paused as she listened and I shot her another glance. Leave it to Harry to make sure his ass is covered while mine is swinging out in the breeze. She must have realized I was gawking at her because she slowly reached down with one hand and tugged back her robe far enough to expose a nipple, and then began tugging and tweaking it, making it stand out proud and firm against her breast. I felt my cock suddenly spring to life in my pants as it tried to follow suit to Heidi’s nipple.

“Of course I’ll get him, just a moment,” Heidi said as she lowered the phone, covered it with one hand and then cleared her throat before bringing the receiver back to her mouth.

“Hi Mom!” I heard Harry’s deeper voice come out of Heidi’s mouth, “How’s Lucy doing? Is she still cussing like a sailor and craping in her pants?” Heidi paused and then said, “Sorry Mom, I’ll remember to watch my mouth while I’m here. Promise.”

Heidi paused once more, and then said, “Yeah, I’ll be good for Miss Henderson, and I’ll make sure I’m getting caught up on my school work. Kevin’s been helping a lot with that. Okay, bye Mom, love you!” and with that she hung up the phone as she turned and looked at me with a sly grin.

“Okay dude, we’ve got the rest of the week to screw around now! No school for you, no problems for me,” Heidi said still using Harry’s voice as she put her hands on her hips and gave me a self-satisfied smile.

“Dude, can you not use your voice? It’s really weirding me out,” I asked Heidi as she rolled her eyes and bent over to bring her face next to mine.

“What’s wrong sweetums? Is Harry’s voice coming out of Mommy’s pouty lips killing your lil’ boner?” She teased me, again in Kevin’s voice.

“Ha Ha Ha,” I said slowly with an eyeroll.

She cleared her throat again and then asked, “So what do you wanna do now?”

“I dunno. I didn’t plan on having the day to goof off. What were you going to do?” I asked her as I shrugged.

“Same thing I’ve done every morning after you head out for school. Head to your mom’s room and look for some sexy panties! After that I usually spend some time staring at myself in the mirror as I get dressed, and maybe play with my tits some… Did you want to watch me get dressed?” She asked with a hopeful look on her face.

“Yeah, that sounds pretty sweet,” I replied with a smile as I jumped at another chance to see Heidi’s body on display for me, and again felt a twinge of jealousy that Harry had access to that smoking hot body whenever he wanted.

“C’mon!” She said excitedly as she hurried to her bedroom. I followed afterward, jogging to keep up. As I turned into my parents room I was shocked at the mess. Heidi was normally very particular about the house being spotless, so to see her room in shambles like this made it clear that someone else was indeed behind the controls of her body. Her bed was still unmade, and it looked like it hadn’t been made since the last time my dad had slept in it. One of her stockings was still wrapped around the head board of the bed, letting me know that Harry had indeed used Heidi’s body to screw my father. There were clothes everywhere. The largest piles were mainly on the floor, but there was also some shirts and dresses strewn across the bed, and also clothing hanging out of random dresser drawers that were still half open. The only place that had clear spot to the carpeting was in front of the full length mirror. I shook my head in disbelief, but Heidi was too busy wading through the mess to notice.

“Holy crap this place is a shit hole!” I said as I maneuvered my way past the piles so I could sit on the bed.

“Whatever. I had to dig through most of your mom’s clothes to find the little gems I’ve been wearing for the past few days,” Heidi said as she looked back at me, “Although I suppose, you’ve been wanting me to wear sweatpants and a parka for the past couple days anyway. You probably don’t care.”

“I, uh… I might have changed my mind on that. Now that we’ve… You know…” I replied to her.

“Well what do you think I was trying to do before, genius? You were just to wound tight to see it. What do you think of these?” Heidi asked as she held up a pair of lime green bikini brief panties.

I shrugged and asked, “Got anything smaller?”

“Yeah, you’re right. I’ve got to put the goods on display!” She replied and tossed them over her shoulder as she began digging through one of her cabinet drawers.

“Don’t you have any more corsets or something like you had on last night?” I asked with a hopeful voice.

“You’re mom only had one of those. I had it on for both your dad and you. It’s starting to smell pretty ripe. You didn’t notice?” Heidi asked me as she turned to look over her shoulder at me.

“Nope. You smelled awesome to me,” I replied with a shrug.

“Huh. Women must have a better sense of smell then. ‘Cause I’ve been smelling everything about four times as much as normal. I never really noticed perfume before, but now I love that shit. Or your sheets this morning. They just smelled like sweaty-boy unwashed sheets, and I never noticed that before,” She said and then held up a white pair of cotton panties, “These?”

“Dude those look like the most boring pair of panties on the planet. Where’s the lace? The silk? The tiny thongs?” I grumbled as I shot her a look.

“I was wearing those while you were busy whacking off instead of being interested in seeing me in them. Now they’re all dirty and in the laundry. Heidi doesn’t have an unlimited supply of sexy lingerie. For a trophy wife, her closet is kinda lacking,” She chided me as she continued digging through her panty drawer.

“This sucks. I finally come around and now you’re out of sexy slutty clothes,” I grumbled as I kicked at a pile of clothes.

“Wait!” She exclaimed as she turned to face me, “You’re a genius! I know what we’re gonna do today!”

“Huh?” I asked her, still not catching onto what Harry was thinking.

“We’re going to the mall!” She said excitedly with a sly look on her face.

“The mall?” I questioned her, realizing that every other public adventure with Harry in Heidi’s driver seat had been fairly embarrassing for me.

“Yeah dummy! What do they have at the mall?” She asked me as she rubbed her hands together.

“Uh, they have a video game store, the smoothie stand, that place in the food court that sells tacos, and other than that it’s all shitty clothing stores,” I replied as I gave her a skeptical look.

“You are such a dumb ass,” she replied as she let out a sigh and turned back to her panty drawer, “But just so I’m clear, you don’t want to go to any of the shitty clothing stores? Even though Maurister’s sells those black leather miniskirts that Stacy Morgan likes to wear? The same skirt she was wearing when you accidently walked into the cafeteria wall?”

The light bulb suddenly clicked on in my head, and I realized that once again Harry had been two steps ahead of me, “You mean you’re gonna buy slutty clothes for Heidi!”

“Duh, and not only that, but we won’t have to slowly shuffle by the Sassy Lassie and check out the lingerie the mannequins are wearing! We can just waltz in the front door, try the shit on, and see what looks hot before we even buy it!” She said with lust in her eyes as she felt her own breasts through her robe.

“This is gonna be awesome!” I replied as visions of Heidi in scraps of lingerie danced through my over-sexed teenage mind.

She dropped her robe to the floor and then bent over at the waist as she stepped into a pair of pink bikini brief panties. I could tell from the way the light shimmered off her ass they were silk. She grabbed a matching bra and flipped it inside out and put it on backwards. I pointed at her exposed tits and commented, “Dude you’re doing that wrong.”

“Shut up and watch dick breath,” she replied with an eye roll.

With that she spun it around and flipped the bra cups up over her breasts and gracefully slid her arms through the shoulder straps. She bent forward just a bit and then adjusted her tits in the silky bra and returned upright as she looked at me and said, “Ta-da! You know what a pain in the ass it is to try and get those little hooks done up right behind your back?”

“You know way too much about chick clothes dude,” I replied with a snicker.

“You didn’t seem to mind last night… Or this morning,” she shot back with a sly grin, “Plus it’s all up here in Heidi’s mind. I just have to think about it, and her mind sort of downloads it into mine,” She told me as she tapped her head.

“So, what’s that like? I mean, how does it work?” I asked as I cocked my head to the side.

She reached over and grabbed a small pink tank top and a pair of jeans and held them up for a moment as she seemed to be appraising them, and then replied, “It’s sort of like a movie in the back of your head for memories… It’s like you watch them, and you sorta feel like you were there, but you were like a ghost watching through someone else’s eyes. The other stuff, like driving a car or yoga, you just sort of download the skills from their minds and suddenly you know the stuff,” She said, and then got a grin on her face, “Like Heidi here use to be a cheerleader. So, I can look at all her cheerleader memories, including the locker rooms where all the girls got changed, and at the same time I can remember all her routines and how she did them… It’s pretty bad ass.”

“Yeah, I have to admit I’m pretty jealous,” I told her.

“It sucks that you can’t do this too, but one of us is better than neither of us, and if it had to be only one of us, I’m glad it was me,” She replied with a giggle, “Now why don’t you be a good son and run and grab Mommy a scissors, please.”

“Ha ha ha,” I replied as I got up and headed out of the room. I grabbed a scissors from a junk drawer and headed back to Heidi’s room, and she met me at the door. I couldn’t help but gawk at her as she stood there in her silk panties and bra, “What do you need a pair of scissors for?”

“You’ll see in a minute,” She replied and then snatched the scissors out of my hand and closed the door in my face as she disappeared back into her room.

With nothing else to do I headed back to my room and flopped down on my bed. I fired up a video game and started to play, but I didn’t make it very far before the sound of high heels coming down the hallway distracted me. I looked at my doorway and smiled as I saw Heidi step into my room and strike a pose.

She was wearing the small pink tank top that she was holding earlier, but it was cut off just below the bottom of her tits, and the jeans that she had been holding were now cut off into the shortest pair of daisy dukes that I had ever seen. Her hair was done, and it looked like she was wearing some pink lipstick and mascara that was put on just a bit too heavy. She was also standing in a pair of black peep toe heels that had to give her at least a five inch lift. She did a quick spin, which let me see that the bottom of her ass cheeks were hanging out of the jean shorts. There was only one word that came to mind from that outfit. Slut.

“Dude, that’s hot as fuck, but you can’t be serious! You can’t wear that out in public! People will think my Mom is a complete slut!” I told her as she finished her spin.

“Of course I can wear this out on our shopping trip. You’re forgetting that while I’m in control of this sexy MILF body that I am a slut,” She replied with a cocked eyebrow.

I dropped the video game controller on my bed and stood up as I said, “Harry, you can’t do that to Heidi. Now I’m telling you to go back into her room and change into something that at least resembles normal clothing!”

She took a step toward me and grabbed my crotch aggressively as she said, “I don’t think you understand. I’m Heidi Henderson right now and I’ll decide how I want to dress to go out. You’re my son, and if you don’t agree too bad. I can wear whatever I want and if you lip off to much, I’ll just ground you!”

I gulped and dropped my eyes in a submissive pose and nodded as Heidi shot me a grin, “That’s more like it! Just remember, if you’re a good boy, Mommy will give you treats. If you’re a bad boy, well, let’s just say I can make things unpleasant,” and that she gave my crotch a tight squeeze to let me know who was in charge.

“Now shut off the video game while I grab my purse, and let’s go have some fun!” She said as turned and headed out the door.

Ugh, I thought this outing might be different, but Harry seemed to power trip every now and then. I shut off the game system and the TV, and then headed out to meet him in the kitchen as I decided at least if I went along with him I could keep an eye on him, and hopefully avoid him making too big of a spectacle in Heidi’s body.

We made the trip to the mall in Heidi’s car and I noticed the excited grin plastered across her face as we pulled into the parking lot. As she shut off the engine she looked over at me and said, “Well, are you ready to have some fun?”

“I guess,” I replied with a shrug.

“C’mon Kev, you’re not going to go back to Captain Killjoy, are you?” She asked as she hopped out of the car and dug at the grundy her shorts were making.

“I’ll try not,” I replied as I got out and followed her into the mall, already noticing people staring at my Mom as she walked with a swagger that made her ass shake and jiggle.

The first stop we made was a lingerie store that Harry and I had always ogled from the hallway. The mannequins in the window were always wearing some kind of lace or mesh teddies that left little to the imagination, and I never thought the first time I would be shopping here would be with Heidi. She strutted up to the entrance to the Sassy Lassie, and when she saw my hesitation she stopped and asked, “Are you coming?”

“Uh, I think maybe I should wait outside. It may look a bit weird having your son pick out lingerie with you, Mom!” I told her.

“Suit yourself,” She replied and opened the door and strutted inside.

I looked around and spotted a bench, and made my way over to it. I glanced around at the people shopping for a few moments and then sat down. I didn’t know how long Heidi would be in there, but I knew that it might be a while. I briefly wondered if I should be in there to keep an eye on her, but then decided that she couldn’t get into too much trouble in a shop where women went specifically to buy sexy lingerie. Even with a horny teenage boy in control of her body she should look fairly normal in there at least. I quickly got bored, and leaned back against the bench and slumped down. As I watched people walk by I looked at the clock. Fifteen minutes had gone by. I groaned audibly and leaned forward. After another fifteen minutes I began picking little stones out of the treads in my sneakers. A half an hour after that I finally broke down, stood up, and headed over to the entrance to the Sassy Lassie.

I hesitated at the entrance once more and did a quick look around, then made my way through the door. Once inside a woman that was browsing through some small thongs set out on a table right by the entrance gave me an odd look. I could feel my face flush red, but continued on. The store seemed to be arranged in several rooms, each with different types of women’s undergarments. The first room seemed to be bras and panties. As I walked into the second room, it seemed to be set up for rather scandalous lingerie. I had a hard time keeping my eyes in front of me as I walked, as they kept wandering to the various forms of sexy women’s undergarments. Finally I managed to stumble my way into the next room, which had costumes in it. Everything the mind could think of was there in some sexy-fied form. Cheerleader, nurse, school girl, French maid, bunny, genie, and hell, they even had a nun costume. I still didn’t see Heidi, so I continued into the next room and suddenly felt my face go from slightly red to fire engine red. The tables, walls, and even ceiling had sex toys strapped to them everywhere. I stumbled a bit and caught myself on a black dildo that was as large as my arm. I yanked my hand back, and suddenly noticed a woman in the room with me.

She eyed me up and down and then asked, “Can I help you with something?”

“I’m looking for…” I stopped and stared at her stupidly.

“Yeah? It’s okay. We get guys in here all the time to buy dildos or butt-plugs. Happens way more often than you’d think,” She said in a bored voice.

“No, not that. I’m looking for…” I hesitated again, and I could tell she was starting to get annoyed, so I just blurted out, “My Mom!”

She blinked and looked at me and then shook her head as she said, “If you didn’t see her out here, she’s in one of the fitting rooms.”

As she motioned over her shoulder to a somewhat hidden doorway I shuffled past her trying not to touch any more rubber cocks, and then headed into a back hallway. It was filled with doors that I assumed led into small cubicles for trying stuff on, but three doors were closed, and I had no idea which one Heidi was in.

“Heidi?” I whispered softly, but got no response.

“Heidi!” I called out slightly louder.

“In here!” I heard her reply, but the voice didn’t help, as it could have come out of any of the changing rooms.

“I don’t know which door you’re behind,” I muttered back to the doors.

“Ugh, over here,” She grumbled back as she opened a door, “You can’t give me fifteen minutes to pick out some stuff?”

I walked into her room and was about to give her a piece of my mind about leaving me sitting outside the store for an entire hour when my jaw dropped open as I saw her standing there in a white teddy that was basically mesh and strings, along with some ruffled lace in a few small spots to draw your eye to the best spots of Heidi’s body. To make matters worse, all of the walls were covered in mirrors, meaning as my eyes tried to travel around on her body, all I saw everywhere was either ass and tits, or reflections of ass and tits.

“So, do you like what you see?” She asked as she turned and checked her own ass out in the mirror.

“You look so unbelievably fucking hot in that!” I said as I continued to look her up and down like a girlie-poster.

“I know,” She replied and then closed the door behind me, “I’ve been trying on all these little outfits, and checking myself in the mirror, and I’ve got a little confession to make,” She paused as she reached up and slipped a shoulder strap off, “It’s made my pussy all soppy and messy.”

With that she undid the other shoulder strap and then shimmied the fabric down her side and her toned legs and then leaned over the small bench in the corner of the room, putting her ass and pussy squarely in front of me, “You wanna help me scratch an itch?”

I nodded and clumsily fumbled with my jeans as I tried to free my rapidly stiffening cock from its confines. Finally, I had it out and took a half step forward, putting the head of my shaft at Heidi’s waiting pussy. I could feel the warmth radiating off her lips and smell her musk as I slowly worked my cock inside of her. She whimpered and as I placed my hands on her hips I felt a quiver work its way down her spine as I continued to ease myself into her. Once I bottomed out inside her womb she let out a contented sigh and then started to work her way forward and back on her own, as if I wasn’t getting on with the program fast enough for her. I saw her reach up with her left hand and begin to fondle her own tits as they rocked back and forth as they lung down under her chest, and eventually I saw her same hand make its way between her legs as she started to rub her own clit while my dick pounded in and out of her pussy. It didn’t take long before suddenly I felt a spasm course through her starting with her hips, then moving outward, down her thighs and up her back and through her shoulders and right through her legs. Her pussy grasped at my cock, and she started to moan as she came. I only lasted moments longer as the contractions from her silky womb and the erotic noises she was making tipped me over the edge, and I felt myself blow like a fire hose. My legs wobbled as my knees threatened to give out on me while I leaned forward onto Heidi’s back as my sausage throbbed deeply inside of her. We were both out of breath as we took a moment to collect ourselves and I suddenly noticed that Heidi had positioned herself in the mirror so that she could watch her naked body getting roughly fucked in third person. I could see Harry’s face on Heidi’s neck and framed by her hair as he smiled while checking out his sexy stolen body. I finally went completely limp and pulled myself out with a schlup sound, while Heidi stood back up and gave me a sexy smile. I was actually glad that she was facing me once more, as seeing Harry’s face in the mirror had sort of killed the mood for me.

“Oh god, did I need that,” She said with a large smile as she picked up her pink silk panties and used them to clean herself up as my cum dribbled out of her slit and down her thighs.

“Yeah, that was great,” I said as I nodded in agreement while I tucked myself back into my pants and worked my fly back up.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door, “Excuse me miss, is everything okay in there? You’ve been in that room for quite a while.”

“Well, I’m trying on quite a bit of lingerie,” Heidi replied through the door as she rolled her eyes at me.

“You’ve been in this store for over an hour now,” I told her as I suddenly remembered why I come into the store in the first place.

“An hour? Really? It didn’t seem that long!” She replied with a shocked expression, “I guess time flies when you’re having fun.”

“Ma’am, are you in there with a man? That’s against store policy!” The voice from outside the door interrupted again.

“I’m in here with my son! What do you think is going to happen? It’s not like he’s going to bend me over the bench in here and fuck me!” She said as she poked through the pile of tiny intimates as if looking for a specific one.

“Uh… W… Well, if you wouldn’t mind, I do have to refold the merchandise and get the room ready for the next customer,” The voice said through the door in an uncertain voice.

“Yes, yes. We’re almost done. Don’t get your panties in a twist,” Heidi said as she finally grabbed a miniscule white silk thong and shimmied it up her legs and into place over her well fucked snatch.

That was quickly followed by a matching bra, and then the same cutoff jeans and tank top that she had worn into the store, restoring her slutty look. She slipped her heels back on, checked her face in the mirror for any make up smudges (which was actually Harry’s face), and then scooped up a huge pile of panties and bras, lingerie, and some costumes before motioning for me to open the door. The woman that checked on us eyed me up as if she knew that I had just been fucking my Mom inside the changing room, but Heidi played it cool as a cucumber as she replied, “It doesn’t look like you’ll have to clean anything up, because I’m going to take it all.”

The woman gave her a weak smile, and I followed Heidi as she made her way out of the changing room area. As we made it back into the sex toy room Heidi motioned at a toy with her chin, “Hey, grab one of the pink ones for me, okay?”

“What?!” I asked her as I eyed the slim vibrator.

“My hands are full, grab the vibrator right there,” She told me again.

“Dude, no way,” I told her as I held up my hands and shook my head.

“C’mon!” She pleaded with me.

“No,” I responded.

“Don’t be an ass!”

“No.”

“Dammit Kevin!”

“Screw you!”

“That’s the general idea behind a vibrator!” She said with an I told you so look on her face.

“No, it’s just too… yuck,”

“That’s not what you thought while your dick was shoved in me a few minutes ago!” She said with an evil glare.

Suddenly people in the room began to stare at me and I could feel my face turn bright red again as I turned and dashed out of the store. I heard Heidi call out for me, but I kept going. I made a turn at the first side hallway and headed down to the back emergency exit doors. Almost no one ever came down this hallway and so I knew I had time to re-center myself. I tried to slow my breathing and let my face cool down. I leaned against the wall and rested my hands against my knees as I bent over. It was about ten minutes later before I heard heels clacking down the tile of the hallway.

“There you are! What the fuck did you ditch me like that for?” Heidi asked as she walked up to me and set several huge bags down.

“That was so fucking embarrassing!” I said to her as I thrust my finger at her.

“You’re telling me! I dropped half the panties I was carrying as I tried to scoop up that vibrator, and then one of the girls in the store whistled at my ass as I was bent over trying to pick them all up! Can you believe that dude?! I got hit on by a lesbian!” She replied excitedly.

“Fuck you Harry! You left me outside that store for over an hour, and then when we were trying to get out, you wanted me to shuffle along after you carrying a vibrator after announcing to everyone that I had sex with my Mom!” I told her as I gave shot her an ugly look.

“You’re being a huge loser about all this! First off, you’d have been in there just as long as I was if you could check out a naked girl’s body, and second I was getting the vibrator so that after you blow your load when we have sex we can still continue to mess around until you get your second wind! I was thinking of you! So what if I prank you a little bit? It’s harmless fun! Nobody in there knows either one of us,” She said as she cocked her hips and stared me down.

I gulped and sort of withered under her gaze as she waited for me to respond. Damn Harry had that upset mother look down. Finally I sighed and said, “I suppose you’re right.”

“Of course I am. I’m always right,” She said proudly as I acquiesced to her way of thinking, “And speaking of which, put these on,” She reached into the bag and pulled out her pink silk bikini briefs that she had worn to the store, still soaked in spots with the mixture of our sex juices.

“Um no.” I said with the same resolve I had about carrying the vibrator Heidi wanted up to the register.

“Yes,” She said as she gave me her patented Mom look.

“No! Why would I put on Heidi’s old panties?” I replied as I gave her a look of utter bafflement.

“Because dude! Silk feels soooOOOOoooo good!” She replied with a little smile as she rolled her eyes and let her free hand wander down between her legs to give her pussy a quick rub through her jean shorts.

“But they’re girl’s panties!” I pointed out, thinking that alone should stop Heidi’s request in its tracks.

“Who cares? No one will see them. I’ll be the only one that knows you have them on, and I’m wearing silk panties too, so I’m not gonna make fun of you,” She shot back.

“No! They’re covered in our… stuff!” I said as I looked at the silk briefs.

“Well, they’re the only pair of silk bikini briefs I have. I would have grabbed you a pair in the store, but you ran out like a lunatic,” She replied with an eye roll.

“Yeah, I don’t care. I’m not putting those panties on,” I said as I stamped my foot.

“You look like a child when you stamp your foot like that!” She said as she cocked on of her legs and planted her hands on her hips.

“Whatever MOM!” I replied as I stuck my tongue out at her.

Suddenly she stepped close to me and grabbed me at the shoulders. I didn’t know what was going on, but I was scared. I didn’t have time to wonder what Harry’s plan was very long, thought because he mashed Heidi’s face against mine and then I felt this slime start to flow out of her mouth and into mine. I tried to turn my head and get away from her, but her she held me in an iron grip and even though I managed to close my mouth and turn my face, I felt the ooze change paths and simply flow up my nose instead. I tried once more to shake her loose, but my body wasn’t responding as well to my mind anymore and everything seemed sluggish as I tried to escape her grasp. I felt like something warm was working its way through my body, filling up my insides with a goo I couldn’t fight back. As the warmth flooded up my body, I lost connection with my limbs. First my feet, then my legs, up my midsection, arms, and then when the feeling hit my neck, everything started to get dimmer, like I was falling asleep even though I didn’t want to. The last thing I felt was Heidi’s body slumping against me as we both slid down the wall.

And then I was awake again.

I felt the coolness of concrete underneath me as I stared up at the ceiling. I blinked and then lifted my head to look around. I saw Heidi also sitting up from a prone position on the floor. She brought a hand to the bridge of her nose, blinked twice and then shook her head as if she was clearing out some cobwebs. The first thought that popped through my head was What happened? The second thought was Is that Harry in Heidi’s body or is that really her?

“Oh, it feels good to be back in here! I missed you, you big ol’ titties!” Heidi said happily as she grasped at her breasts.

“Well, that answers that question, I’m guessing you’re back inside of her, huh Harry?” I asked as I sat up as well.

“Yup, and boy does it feel good to be back!” Heidi replied happy, “I mean don’t get me wrong, it was awesome to see that look of shock on your face and it was a pretty huge rush to take over another body again, but I think I prefer your Step Mom. She’s got a prime little pussy and two killer hooters.”

“Why did you take over my body?” I asked her as I looked down at myself.

“Because you were being a real cock-sucker,” She replied, “Remember when we started this, and you promised to do what I said? Well, I told you to do something and you refused. Now you know that I can make you do it.”

“You mean wear the panties?” I suddenly remembered and then realized that there were some spots in my pants that seemed to feel moist all of the sudden, especially between my legs.

Heidi gave me a snotty smile as she held up her left hand, and dangling from her fingers were the boxers that I had put on that morning, “Sorry about how moist the crotch of those panties are, but when I was walking in, and my legs were scissoring back and forth in those heels, and all those people were staring at my tits and my ass my pussy just started to drool.”

“Ew,” I said as I looked down at myself and envisioned what was below my jeans.

“Don’t worry, they’ll still feel awesome,” She replied as she started to get up and then held out her hand for me to grab.

I ignored her help and instead began to work at the buckle on my jeans, fully intending to switch back over to my boxers until I heard her say, “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”

“Why not?” I asked her as I stopped unhooking my button.

“For one thing, I’m not giving these back,” She said as she dropped my boxers into one of her shopping bags, “And for another, if you take off the panties, I’ll take over your body again, and go running through this mall buck naked.”

“You wouldn’t!” I exclaimed as I shrunk back from her.

“Just don’t push your luck, and you won’t have to find out,” She replied with a sinister grin.

With that said she picked up her shopping bags and started down the hallway, barely taking a moment to call over her shoulder, “Are you coming, or are you going to sit there on your ass?”

I scrambled to my feet and hurried after Heidi, trying to ignore the feelings in my pants. She walked confidently ahead of me, and it almost seemed like she was trying to hit her heels deliberately off the tiles as she walked, causing her chest to jiggle with every step as she also put an extra sway in her step, causing her ass to wiggle enticingly back and forth. As I started to catch up I noticed every man in the place staring at her as she strutted past with a look of pure want, and either jealousy or more lust in the eyes of the women. I had almost caught up when she made a sudden turn into a shop filled with shoes. She turned and glanced at me as she asked, “Are you coming in, or staying out?”

“Are you going to take an hour again?”

“You can’t rush beauty, Sweetie,” She replied pleasantly with a smile.

“I’ll wait out here, I guess.” I said as I pointed at a bench that face the front of the store.

She shrugged and headed into the store as I took my place on the bench. I noticed instantly this time that I could still see Heidi as she wandered up and down the rows of shoes because unlike the Sassy Lassie, the shoe store had giant windows across the front of the store. It was sort of hot to see her trying on fire red high heel pumps, or thigh high black slut boots, but to be honest it was also sort of boring because it seemed to take her so long to try on shoes. Add to the fact that as I moved around I felt the silk panties on my skin, and Harry was in fact correct. They did feel good. My cock was starting to harden from the sensations flowing across it. I hunched over and tried not to shift as much as possible. It was only about forty five minutes before Heidi came strutting out of the store carrying more large bags stuffed to the brim with boxes.

“Are you ready to go now? I don’t think you can carry anymore,” I said with a snicker.

“Why that’s a great idea, Son! I’d love it if you carried my bags,” She replied to my question with a smile and I suddenly knew I should have kept my big mouth shut.

I took the bags from her as she instantly headed out to the next store, leaving me about half a dozen steps behind looking every bit like her personal bag boy. She headed into a popular clothing store next, and rather than head in after her, I again took my place on a bench outside. This store again had windows, so watched as she shuffled through rack after rack of clothing, taking off tiny tops, dresses, skirts, and anything else that looked incredibly slutty with her to the dressing room. I think Heidi sensed that I was bored because I suddenly saw her come out of one of the dressing rooms and head into an isle that a person could pretty much only see down if they were sitting in or standing by my bench. She was trying on a black mini skirt and low cut black halter top that left little to the imagination. She locked eyes with me from inside the store and gave me a wink as she suddenly knelt down, and then slowly spread her legs to show me that she wasn’t wearing any panties. She made several poses, some of which reminded me of her yoga moves and others with her legs even further spread before she suddenly brought her hands up to the halter top and moved some of the fabric so that her large tits popped out of the top. She cupped them with her hands and then bounced them up and down with a large smirk on her face as she watched my reaction. I was squirming in my bench as I felt my cock spring to life against my hidden silky encasement. The brazen public display that she was putting on made the whole thing seem even more naughty, which of course made the whole thing seem even more erotic. Everyone around us was going about their daily business never suspecting that my Step Mom was slutting herself out not fifteen feet from where they walked and talked. As I adjusted myself on the bench I suddenly saw Heidi slap her legs together and quickly cover herself as she tried to pull her top back over her breasts. I turned and saw a small group of boys that had stopped walking behind me all pointing past me in her direction. Some of them were pulling out their cell phones to grab photos of the hot slutty milf that they were watching through the store window. She quickly retreated back to the changing room, leaving the boys behind me gripping that they had gotten there a moment too late. I wondered if this would dampen Harry’s enthusiasm for showing off Heidi’s body, but for some reason I doubted it. I also wondered why he suddenly got shy when he didn’t seem to have that much of a problem making Heidi out to be a slut everywhere else. I didn’t have to wait long to talk to her, as once she had her original outfit back on she brought her armfuls of skank clothes to the check out so she could buy them, and then once she swiped her credit card headed out to meet me in front of the store as she held out the bags so I could take them as well.

“Is there anywhere else that you want to go my queen?” I asked as I took the bags from her and bowed.

“Well now, isn’t that a change in attitude? Just to show you that I’m not some frigid bitch, I’ll let you pick our next destination, even if it’s back home,” She said with a smile.

“Actually, I would like to go back home. I’m pretty sick of waiting around the mall, and these panties are starting to give me a chubby,” I replied to her.

“I told you that silky panties feel amazing! Okay, we can head back to the car,” She said as she turned and began walking toward the exit as she said over her shoulder, “Maybe we can do something about your little problem at home.”

I struggled to keep up with Heidi as I shambled along after her while carrying all the bags, but she did hold the door open for me, and also opened up the trunk for me so that I could deposit all of the bags into the car. They didn’t all fit in the trunk, so some of the bags and boxes had to be set in the back seat. As I hooked my seatbelt up Heidi looked over at me with a large grin and asked, “See, wasn’t that fun?”

“Oh yeah, I love being forced to wear panties while following my mom around as she shops for clothes,” I replied as I rolled my eyes.

“Dude, you’ll appreciate it when we get home, just watch.”

“We’ll see,” I replied as I slunk down in my seat and stared out the passenger side window and then asked, “Hey, why did you bail when those kids started pointing at you in the mall? You seemed pretty okay looking like a complete slut to everyone before that,”

“Because they were grabbing their cell phones to get pictures of me,” She replied with a shrug.

“So?”

“So, the photos would have showed my real face, numb nuts. I don’t want people having photos of your mom’s body with my face on it out there. It’d be bad for me.”

“Oh,” I replied with a shrug and then remained silent for the rest of the ride.

Once we were back at the house I asked Heidi if she wanted any help with the bags. She shook her head no and said, “I’ll bring them in. Then I’m gonna get changed and surprise you, so why don’t you get comfortable somewhere, and I’ll be right with you.”

I shot her a large grin and then bolted for my room. I quickly yanked back the mess of covers and dragged them off to the side on the floor. I then jumped onto my bed and propped myself up with some pillows as I waited for Heidi. I heard her making trips back and forth while I was prepping my room, but now that I was sitting on my bed I wondered how long it would take her to get ready. I was just about to fire up a video game when she came walking in my room. Once again my jaw dropped as she teetered into my room on a pair of six inch platform high heeled shoes.

“Damn, these things are hard to walk in!” She said as she steadied herself on my door frame.

“Dude, what the fuck are you wearing?” I asked in an excited tone as I felt my cock responding to her outfit.

“It’s a French maid’s outfit! Sexy isn’t it?” She asked as she grabbed the hem of her skirt and swished it around, showing off her filly underskirt, “And you should see the lingerie I’ve got on underneath!”

“I’m hoping too!” I replied with a grin.

“Great! So here’s what I’m thinking,” She said as she teetered over to my desk and pulled a video camera out from behind her back and set it up so that it was pointing toward my bed, “You’ll be on the bed, I’ll come in and act like…”

“Whoa, what are you doing?” I asked her as I sat up and looked at the camera.

“I’m setting up the camera!” She said in an excited tone.

“Yeah I can see that, but why?” I asked as I eyed the camera suspiciously.

“Well it’s pretty hard to make a porno without a camera,” She replied with a voice that dripped sarcasm.

“Dude, I don’t want to make a porno!” I said as I shook my head.

“Why not? This will be awesome!” She said as she continued messing with the camera.

“No way! I don’t want to have some tape that Heidi can find laying around the house!” I told her, “Plus, I thought you didn’t want your picture taken because it will show your face.”

“I don’t want someone else having pictures of my face on your mom’s body, but I’d like a souvenir or two,” She replied with an evil smirk as she grasped at her breasts through the maids outfit, “So c’mon dude. Remember, the only reason I’m in Heidi is to help you out.”

“Fine,” I replied with an eye roll.

“Great! Okay, so I’ll come into your room, and you’ll be on your bed, and then you tell me Well hello there. From the looks of that outfit you’re here to do more than clean! Lucky for you I’ve got something right here that’s big and dirty! Okay dude?” She said as she clasped her hands.

“Ugh, that’s so cheesy, dude,” I replied as I shook my head.

“Yeah, who cares? The only ones that are going to see it are you and me,” She replied as she headed out of my room, then spun and looked at me, and said, “On three… One… Two… Action!”

I waited a moment as Heidi walked into the room and then said, “Well hello there Heidi the maid! From how slutty that outfit looks you’re here to do more than just clean my room! Lucky for you I’ve got something right here that’s big and dirty,”

“Excusez-moi monsieur, pensez-vous que je suis une sorte de prostitué?” She replied with a heavy French accent, making me wonder where in the hell Harry learned French.

“What?” I replied as I stared at Heidi in with a confused look.

“I seed I am no prostitute monsieur,” she replied in English, but still with a heavy accent and then whispered, “Dude, just play along. Heidi knows French, so I can just use it from her mind.”

I blinked a few times and then tried to get back into character as I said, “Well, if you’re no prostitute then why is your skirt so short, and why are you wearing those sexy white stockings?”

“Je porte des tenues de ce genre pour que je puisse faire des hommes comme baver tout sur, mais je ne suis pas une pute! Je suis une petite salope sale qui aime baiser les hommes pour gratuitement!” She replied as she cocked her hip and shot me a sultry look.

I shot her another questioning look as I wondered what she said and then replied, “Why don’t you come over here and I’ll wash the French out of your mouth with my cum, you dirty slut!”

“Pourquoi oui, cela sonne comme une excellente idée! Vous pouvez propre dehors ma chatte avec votre énorme bite!” She replied loudly in an excited tone as she sauntered over to me while whispering, “That was great, you’re doing awesome!”

She then propped a leg up on my bed and exposed her inner thighs and garters as she motioned at her pussy and said, “Êtes-vous prêt à baiser ma chatte avec votre viande lancinante de l’homme?”

I had no idea what she said, but I suddenly saw her pussy through a tiny pair of mesh panties, and I could smell her arousal as I brought my face under the hem of her dress and began kissing up her legs and licking at her cunt through the fishnet fabric.

“Oui! Oui! Utilisez votre langue me faire plaisir!” She replied enthusiastically, and grabbed my ears with her hands and buried my face into her moist folds. I kept licking until I couldn’t breathe anymore and then pulled back.

She winked at me, and then yanked the shoulder straps of her dress down her arms. She tugged the dress and tiny apron down and off in erotic movement, leaving me awestruck and her standing there in nothing but white mesh panties with matching bra, some white stockings, and her heels. She then pushed me back on the bed and worked at the fly of my jeans. While she did that I grabbed at my shirt and pulled it over my head. As she yanked down my pants I suddenly realized that I was going to be filmed wearing women’s panties! Why hadn’t I changed?

“Eh bien n’êtes-vous pas un petit garçon crépus?” She said as she glanced at my panties and then looked up at my face with a raised eyebrow.

“I… uh… I told you I had something dirty for you!” I replied in my most confident voice.

“Je suis plus intéressé par ce qui est en dessous de votre petite culotte de soie! Voyons comment grand il est, allons-nous?” She replied as she began to stroke my dick through the silky material.

I had no idea what she had said, but at that point I didn’t really care. My cock was at full attention as it strained against the thin fabric of the panties, and Heidi gave me a small smile as she gently worked them down my hips and then climbed over the top of me. She reached down between her legs and moved her mesh panties off to the left side of her pussy and then lined my fully inflated member up and slowly worked the head into herself.

I let out a moan as she flopped her head back and said, “Oui, Oui! Remplir jusqu’à mon con crasseux!”

She didn’t waste any time as she began bouncing up and down on my cock, and as her thighs slapped off my lap I once again relished the feeling of her silky womb. She would occasionally let out a few squeals, and then an “Oui! Oui!” but other than she had stopped speaking French as she fucked me.

With how excited I was before I even got inside of her pussy I didn’t last long before I let out a low growl and sucked in my stomach as I began pumping my seed inside of her. She bottomed herself out on my cock and ground herself against my stomach as she called out, “Oui! Dump de votre sperme à l’intérieur de moi comme un vieux préservatif! Je suis une salope crasseux crasseux! J’adore quand un coq explose à l’intérieur de moi!”

She brought a hand down and began to finger her clit, but it was too late for me to assist any more as my dick had already begun to soften. She whimpered in frustration as she rubbed herself against my now floppy member before finally giving up and saying, “And CUT!”

I caught my breath and leaned up on my elbows as I asked her, “What the hell did all that French stuff mean?”

“Basically I was just saying dirty porn talk in French, don’t worry about it dude,” She replied as she climbed off from me and headed over to the camera to shut it off.

“That was actually pretty fun,” I replied with a smile.

“Yeah, it wasn’t bad, but we have got to work on your staying power,” She replied over her shoulder as she picked the camera up and handed it to me.

I stuck out my tongue at her and then asked, “Why are you giving me the camera?”

“Because you’re going to hook it up to the TV downstairs while I order a pizza! I wanna watch it!” She replied as she headed out of the room.

I shrugged my shoulders and set the camera down while I got dressed. I grabbed a new pair of boxers out of my dresser and pulled them on and then scooped up my jeans and my shirt from the floor and pulled them on. Once I was dressed I picked up the camera again and headed for the living room. I heard Heidi on the phone ordering the pizza while I hooked up the camera to the TV. Once everything was set I rewound the tape to the beginning and pressed play. The TV screen came to life with a picture of my parents’ bedroom. Heidi’s body walked away from the camera like she had just set it up. She was wearing stockings, a black leather corset and a matching thong. I frowned as I realized this wasn’t the maid outfit she had been wearing just a short while ago. She laid down on the bed and then positioned herself to face the master bathroom that was adjacent to my parents’ bedroom. I saw Harry’s face in the video with a small smirk on it as he glanced at the camera. It didn’t take long before my father suddenly walked into the room from the bathroom.

“Well, this is an unexpected surprise,” He told the Heidi on the TV screen.

“Well, I’m just so happy to see you I thought I’d put on a little something special,” Harry replied as he ran his manicured fingers up his shapely thighs and up to his pert breasts and then gave them a quick squeeze.

“Dude, you started without me?” Heidi said as she walked into the room and held her arms out at her sides.

“You recorded having sex with my dad too?!” I wailed at her.

“It was my first time dude! I found the camera while I was putting on the lingerie! Don’t worry, I hid the camera, he doesn’t know.”

“Ugh, I don’t want to watch this,” I replied with a scowl as I turned to look at her.

“Suit yourself,” She replied as she licked her pink lips and studied the TV screen. I couldn’t help but stare at her as she stood there, still wearing nothing but the mesh panties and bra along with her stockings and heels. I could plainly see my cum slowly oozing out of her pussy and through the mesh panties as it leaked down her thighs and soaked into her stockings.

I heard a squeal come from the TV and turned back to see what was going on. The on screen Heidi was squirming away from my father as he tickled at her waist and then grabbed a leg and kissed his way from Heidi’s ankles to her crotch. Her squeals turned to whimpers as he licked at her pussy through her silk thong until she suddenly used one of her shapely legs to push him over onto his side. She then sexily slid her stocking off and grabbed one of my Dad’s arms and pulled it up to the head board and wrapped tied it there before grabbing the other one and doing the same thing with the remaining length of stocking. She then slowly eased her way out of her thong and sat down on my father’s erect cock. I couldn’t help but watch as the on screen Heidi’s pussy hungrily gobbled up the entirety of his shaft. She hesitated for a moment before she began slowly grinding her way up and down it. She quickly picked up speed as she bobbed on my father’s cock and came to a loud moaning orgasm as she shook like she was having a seizure.

“Wow babe, I’ve never seen you cum that hard and quick before!” My father said as he looked up at what he saw as Heidi’s face, but was actually Harry’s face on the video.

“I’m just… so happy to see you… babe,” Harry replied as he began to slowly pump my mom’s body up and down on my father’s still rigid shaft.

“That outfit… it’s so sexy! I haven’t seen you wear that since our third anniversary,” My father commented and then moaned as he lifted his hips off the bed to try and thrust into her.

Harry reached up and pulled the cups of the corset off his breasts and then began playing with his nipples as he bucked some more and then replied, “I saw it and just had to put it on! I love how I looked in the mirror and I have to be honest when you came out of the bathroom and I saw the lust in your eyes it turned me on even more.”

“That’s great babe. Now how about you untie my hands?” My dad asked as he groaned and bucked under Harry’s supple body again.

“How about you just keep your hands up and I’ll make the rules!” Harry replied as he continued unfazed.

“I’ve never seen you like this before!” My father said with an excited tone.

“Well, you’ll be happy to know that the new me will be around for a while,” Harry replied and then leaned forward and rubbed his perfect breasts against my dad’s chest.

My dad bucked harder, and Harry adjusted his angle so that my father could really slam into his stolen pussy. They both picked up speed and started to moan. I could see the look of ecstasy splayed across Harry’s face as he resumed fondling his own tits while my father pumped into him from underneath. Suddenly I could see Harry’s shapely body shuddering once more and my father let out a guttural roar as I watched him thrust hard into Harry’s cunt while he came.

“Oh yes! Yes! YES!” Harry called out, “OH FUCK YES!”

Harry collapsed forward on my father and laid on him as they both seemed to be twitching from post-orgasmic bliss. After about a minute Harry righted himself and then pulled off from my father and then reached up to release his hands from the headboard. My father rolled over in the bed while Harry leaned over the side of the bed and grabbed his panties off the floor. He slid them up his shapely legs and then tucked his breasts back into his corset. My father mumbled, “Oh that was great babe.”

“Yeah, that was the best sex I’ve ever had,” Heidi said enthusiastically.

“Really?” My father mumbled as he was already starting to fall asleep.

“Oh yeah. And I can’t believe how amazing it felt to have you blow a load of cum into me… and what it feels like to have it leak into my panties!” She replied.

“That’s great dear,” my father replied as he buried his face into his pillow.

With that I say Harry sneak over to the camera, pull his panties down to show the puddle of cum in the gusset of his panties as more drooled out of his bald pussy lips, and then reach over the top of the camera and tapped a button which caused the screen to flicker to static.

“I still can’t believe you filmed that,” I said as Heidi sat down on the couch to watch some more.

“Whatever dude. You’d do it to if you were inside a hot chick’s body. Not to mention that you were totally whacking off to the mental image of me after I told you that I did it with your dad,” She replied with a knowing smile.

“That’s different,” I tried to defend myself.

“Uh huh, and that’s why you’re sporting wood right now?” She asked as she pointed to my pants, “Now why don’t you be a good boy and go and grab a couple beers?”

I let out a sigh and got up. There was no point in arguing with Harry once he got his mind set on something. I grabbed some beers from the kitchen and headed back into the living room. I offered one to Heidi who gladly accepted it and then plopped down on the couch next to her. I glanced over at the TV screen and noticed that the camera must have been fired back for the morning round as well, because Heidi’s body was bent over the bed while my Dad stood behind her thrusting in and out much like he actually knew he was the star of a personal porno. Every now and then Heidi’s head would turn toward the camera and I could see Harry’s smiling face glance over at the camera as he used his delicate fingers to roughly play with his nipples while his stolen body rocked back and forth from my father’s body whacking into his shapely ass.

“It is kinda like watching a homemade porno,” I finally relented as I took a sip of beer, “And Heidi’s body was pretty much made for fucking.”

“Yeah! That’s the spirit!” Heidi said as she nudged me with an elbow.

Suddenly we were interrupted by the door bell, which caused Heidi to jump up enthusiastically and call out, “Pizza’s here!”

“I’ll answer the door while you go put some clothes on and get the money,” I said as I looked over at the wet spot on the couch where Heidi had been sitting.

Heidi got a mischievous look on her face and then said, “I’ve got a better idea! How about you grab the camera, and I’ll get the pizzas without paying any money!”

“What? Hey, wait!” I said as she turned and started to walk toward the door, but it was already too late. I headed over to the TV and grabbed the video camera and unplugged it and then switched it over to video mode and hid at the end of the hallway by a large fern that would mostly cover me from view.

Heidi fluffed her hair a bit and then opened the front door to a slightly overweight man in a stained white and red Pizza Barn T-shirt. He was holding the pizzas in one hand and looking down at the receipt in the other hand as he said, “I got ‘chur pizzas. That’ll be… what the shit!”

The man’s eyes almost bulged out of his head as he looked from the receipt to Heidi’s tits, then down her ninety-nine percent naked body, and then finally back up to her face. From my position behind the fern, I could see her giving him a sexy little pout as she said, “Hello Pizza-delivery man, I have a problem.”

“W-w-what’s that?” The man stuttered as he went back to looking at Heidi’s tits.

“Well you see, I forgot my wallet in my pocket and now I seem to have misplaced my pants. I was hoping that there may be some other way for me to pay you for the pizza. Do you have any ideas?” Heidi asked as she reached out and ran her finger down the man’s stained T-shirt.

“I… uh… Like you mean you work it off or something?” The man stuttered as he continued to stare at her chest.

“That’s a great idea! I could work it off! You’re so smart and handsome!” Heidi said as she bounced on her toes slightly, which caused her jugs to shake, which of course caused the pizza delivery man’s eyes to bob.

“I… I am?” He questioned her, “Is this some sort of a prank?”

“Why would I do that to a handsome man like you? Come on in here you cutie,” Heidi said as she grabbed the man’s wrist and pulled him into the house. She walked with a sway to her hips as she tugged the delivery guy into the kitchen. She then grabbed the boxes of pizzas from him and looked him in the eyes as she said, “I’m just going to set these boxes down on the table. If you want to get anything out of your pants and put it inside of me somewhere, then maybe we could work our way towards some sort of mutual benefit. What do you say?”

“Are you sure this isn’t a prank?” The man asked until he saw Heidi turn toward the table and bend over it as she reached across the table to set the boxes down. The portly guy’s vision instantly zeroed in on Heidi’s delicious little rump, and the small mesh panties that covered her salivating love mound.

“I can tell from the bulge in your pants that you need this as bad as I do tiger,” Heidi said as she looked over her shoulder at the man, “So why don’t you tug my tiny panties down and do something about it?”

Well the pizza guy finally got over his hesitation and reached out and grabbed the waistband of Heidi’s thong and jerked it down to her mid-thigh and then pulled down his zipper as he managed to yank out his cock. I almost felt bad for the guy when I saw how small it was. He had some trouble getting his aim right because his belly was in the way, but finally he managed to get his little prick into Heidi’s waiting slit. She let out a groan of appreciation as the man rocked forward on his feet and slid the entire length of his dick into her, and then got a look of shock as she glanced over her shoulder when she felt him pressing up against her ass cheeks.

The man wheezed and then said, “Oh yeah! You’re a tight little slut aren’t you?”

“Oh my naughty little pussy has been waiting so long for a dick to fill it up! Fuck me hard! Don’t stop until you hear me scream!” Heidi called out as the man started to hump her, “Yes! Jam that shit into my filthy whore pussy!”

Suddenly the man let out an odd sort of, “Oooh,” as he seemed to wobble on his feet and pulled himself tight against Heidi’s ass while he clenched his teeth and shut his eyes.

The disappointed look on Heidi’s face told me that the man had just blown his load into her. She rolled her eyes and then looked back at the man over her shoulder as she asked, “Three pumps?”

“Hey, it was your fault with all the dirty talk!” The man complained as he pulled out of her and tucked his dick back into his pants.

“My fault? I was trying to be sexy!” Heidi said as she spun and gave the man an evil glare as she yanked her panties back up.

“Well I’m not use to having a drop dead gorgeous woman beg me for sex! What did you think was gonna happen?” The chubby man replied with a huff.

Heidi’s face suddenly lit up as she exclaimed, “You think I’m sexy? Well aren’t you just the sweetest thing! You can come back here and do me any time cutie, I don’t even care about your small dick anymore!”

“Small dick? Other chicks have told me it’s a nice size!” The man exclaimed as he wiped his hands on his t-shirt, spun around and walked through the door, “Keep the fucking pies you crazy bitch!”

Heidi looked in my direction and shrugged, “I’d imagine that when you pay women for sex they do tell you that your tiny dick is huge!”

With that I stabbed the end button on the camera and walked out from behind the plant. Heidi was already opening the pizza boxes and smiling at her ill-gotten spoils. I set the camera down on the edge of the table and went to the fridge to grab a couple more cold beers and saw that Heidi had already gotten some plates and was headed back to the pizza boxes. I set her beer down by her plate as she started to pull a few slices onto it. She then scoped them both up and headed for the living room. I looked over my choices, and saw there was a deluxe and a veggie lovers. I grabbed slices of the deluxe and then walked in by Heidi and dropped down next to her.

She held up her beer with a smile on her face and said, “Here’s to free pizza!”

“I can’t believe that you fucked the pizza guy!” I said as I tapped my beer against hers and then asked, “Wasn’t it disgusting?”

“Dude, I’ve had both you and your dad’s cum leaking out of me for the past couple days. At this point, I don’t think it really matters. I do wish that guy would have gotten me off though. After you blowing early and now him I’m really fucking randy,” She replied as she stuffed half a slice of pizza in her mouth.

“Sorry,” I mumbled as I also took a bit of pizza.

Heidi choked down the pizza in her mouth and said, “Dude, don’t do that.”

“What?”

“Don’t get all Emo. It’s fine that you came before me. Plus, it just means we get to practice more and practice kicks ass!” She said with a cheer, “I love having a pussy.”

“Yeah I can tell,” I said as I pointed down to the second cum stain that she was leaving on the couch.

She just giggled and gobbled down more of her pizza, and I suddenly realized that Harry preferred deluxe, but Heidi was eating veggie lovers, “What’s with your choice of pizza?”

“Dude, don’t you remember what happens when I eat meat?”

“Yeah, but I didn’t think it mattered to you,” I replied as I stuck out my tongue at her.

“I’ve got all sorts of new lingerie to wear! I don’t want to be stuck in the bathroom tonight,” she responded as she gobbled up the last of her pizza, “Speaking of which, I’ll be right back!”

I shrugged and downed the rest of my beer as I ate more pizza. Heidi was still gone so I got up, grabbed a few more slices and another beer and sat back down. I heard some commotion in her bedroom and briefly wondered what she was doing. Not that I was going to bother her, as I knew that Harry was pretty much just going to do whatever he wanted to do anyway. I leaned back into the couch and sipped some beer when I saw Heidi walk into the room.

She had a blue bra with white lace trim that barely kept her breasts contained and a pair of matching crotch less panties along with the stockings and heels from before, “Wardrobe change!” She said excitedly.

“Aren’t you going to eat any more pizza?” I asked before I jammed more into my mouth.

“Dude, I weigh one hundred and five pounds, I only need two slices,” She said and then pulled a large hunk of black rubber from behind her back, “Besides I figured I could give you a show while you finish up.”

I just about choked on what I was chewing as she dropped down to the floor in front of me and then licked the head of the largest black rubber cock I had ever seen. Both the length and girth made me doubt that there was any way that was going inside of Heidi’s body. It looked life-like enough with its veins running around and its anatomically correct head that I have to say I was jealous. Heidi must have seen the look on my face because she winked at me and said, “Calm down man. I just wanted to try it, but you don’t have to worry!”

“That thing is bigger than my arm!” I said as I started to laugh.

“I know! I hope I’m lubed up enough downstairs!” She said as she too started to giggle.

With that she leaned back against a chair and bought the mammoth head to her plump pussy lips. She rubbed it up and down her slit and I could see more cum slowly ooze out and coat the rubber cock. She then carefully began working it into herself. She let out a whimper as the tip of the head started to disappear inside of her.

“Where did you get that thing?” I suddenly asked as I looked at the pain and pleasure dancing on her face.

“I… oh… I got it from the dildo table… shit yes… after you ran out of… eh… the store,” She managed to say as she labored to stuff herself full of black rubber cock.

“Dude, are you sure that’s gonna fit?” I asked as I picked up another slice of pizza from my plate and started to eat it as I leaned forward to get a better view.

“OH! Fuck, it feels… it feels like it’s gonna rip me in half!” she said as she continued to push at the dildo, “But it’s almost there!”

Heidi continued to moan as the mushroom like head of the cock disappeared into her vaginal folds and she shot me a quick glance of victory before gathering her legs underneath her ass. She then got into a kneeling position with the bottom of the big black cock resting on the floor and head of it tucked into her love box. She grinned and then began to play with her breasts as she whimpered and slowly gyrated her hips and worked herself further down the immense phallus. I continued to watch wide eyed as I sipped my beer and she let out grunts and moans.

“Oh! Oh dude, this thing is tearing me apart at the seams, but it hurts so fucking good!” Heidi whined with a mixture of pleasure and pain as she grabbed her left nipple and twisted it hard in her fingers.

“This is so fucking awesome!” I said as I felt my cock spring to life and then suddenly remembered the camera.

I sprang out of my seat, forgetting about my pizza and my beer and grabbed the camera, feverishly stabbing at the power button. I headed back into the living room and as soon as Heidi opened her eyes and glanced my way she saw the camera, “Good thinking… I don’t know… if I’m ever gonna… try this again!”

As inch after agonizing inch of the dildo disappeared inside of Heidi’s hungry cunt we finally reached a point where only about a third of it was left on the outside. She smiled as she looked at the camera and said, “That’s it dude! That’s all that I can stuff inside of my cunt. It fucking feels like I’m being poked in my stomach!”

“You should see how much is jammed up there Harry! It’s insane!” I commented as I got down and zoomed in on Heidi’s pussy and the piece of veiny rubber that was still outside of it.

“Dude, fuck me with it!” She called out.

“What?”

“Grab the bottom and fuck me with it!” She moaned again as she flopped onto her back and spread her legs to give me easy access.

I reached out with my left hand while my right hand continued to hold the camera and gasped the base of the dildo. I let out a quick breath and then started to slowly move it in and out, trying my best to be at least a little gentle. Heidi’s eye rolled into the back of her head as she began muttering unintelligible words and utter gibberish. As her pussy juices made a thicker coat of lubricant I began to pull and plunge further and further, but didn’t add much speed. I remembered when I was going down on her that she had wanted consistency most of all. I suddenly got a thought and adjusted my grip so that every time I plunged the huge cock into her my thumb would rub across her clit. The first time it did she bucked so hard I thought I may have hurt her, but the whimpers to continue told me otherwise. It didn’t take long after that for her to orgasm. And she orgasmed HARD. She again bucked with her entire body, and slapped her legs together on my arm, pinning my hand against her moist pussy while she made gasping noises like someone had kicked her in the chest.

When she finally came down from what I can only imagine was utter bliss she went limp and finally released my arm from her inner thighs and mewed like a cat while she sucked in as much air as she could. I sat back and then went to pull the dildo out of her but she shook her head no, so instead I just shut off the camera and set it on the table. As I walked back in to check on Heidi I saw her gingerly working the thick black cock out of her cunt. She winced as she pulled out the head, but after that looked up and gave me a shit eating grin, “Oh fuck man, that was so intense! I mean nuclear explosion in my brain intense! Every woman should have one of these!”

I simply nodded and I saw her gaze lower from my face to my pants and she reached out and stroked the front of my jeans as my cock pressed out desperately against the denim, “Looks like somebody got a kick out watching me, too!”

I just continued nodding, and so Heidi grabbed my hand to pull herself up, and wobbled slightly on her feet as she found her balance and then walked slightly bow-legged up to my room with me still in tow. Once there she shoved me back onto my bed and freed my cock from the inside of my pants. It sprung up like a released Jack-in-the-box and she giggled as she lightly slapped it with her hand and it instantly sprung back into position.

After having her fun she straddled my lap and then lowered herself down on my shaft. I easily slid into her, as her cunt was still lubed up and stretched out from the previous tenant. She pulled my hands up to her tits and then began bouncing up and down on my cock. She swore and lifted her hair as we fucked on my bed. With her pussy not being quite as tight I didn’t come instantly, despite the fact that I was also holding on to two mounds of lady flesh. She would wink at me every time I tweaked a nipple, and as we continued she reached between her legs and fingered her clit. She came twice before I finally moaned and blasted my seed into her abused pussy. She didn’t just stop, though. She milked my dick for every drop of cum that it could manage to eek out.

When she stopped bucking, and I could feel myself start to shrink inside of her, she simply dropped to my bed next to me, grabbed a pillow, and then let out a contented sigh. I also grabbed a pillow, pulled off my jeans and then shut off my lamp.

“It was a good day dude,” She said with a smile.

“It had its ups and downs, but overall, yeah it was pretty good,” I agreed with her, but when I looked over I noticed she was already asleep and just starting to softly snore.