A mile in her shoes

[Kripto]

Every time I go out with my hot girlfriend she ends up getting hopped by some creep. I thought we’d managed to avoid them tonight, but as we left the club, my girlfriend pushed her dress down to the ground and began walking down the street in just her coat. In a deep, masculine voice she said, “Sorry man. Your girl here is just so fine, I wanted to see what it was like to walk a mile in her shoes, and nothing else.” I watched helplessly as she began to slide the coat down her arms. “Maybe more than a mile, actually. Maybe all the way back to your place where I’ll let you fuck me. Only then will I consider leaving this gorgeous body.”