Trying to explain
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I try to explain to my girlfriend what happened last night as we work out at the gym. I tell her everything. How we’d been cuddling on the couch watching a movie until she complained about a sudden headache. Then she blinked rapidly, and began feeling herself up. She gave me a sly smile, then immediately started treating me like shit. She insulted me, slapped me, and probably would have done a lot more, except I’m much bigger than her. So when she wouldn’t stop, I pinned her. She kept insulting me though and trying to hurt me. For some sick reason, it got me hard. Her eyes had gotten so big when she felt it against me, and then, well, we ended up kinda ‘hate fucking.’ She kept hitting me and telling me I had a small dick as I thrust into her again and again. Afterwards, when we were on the floor all hot and sweaty, she told me, “You’re such a fucking idiot, Travis. It’s me, Mark, from the office. You know, the guy you’ve been treating like shit the last several months. Well guess what, I found out how to astral project, and I’m gonna use it to make your life miserable.” A second later my girlfriend’s eyelids fluttered, and she promptly fell asleep. I told her all this as she did her stretches in her cute workout clothes. With a playful smirk, she said, “Babe, I was just PRETENDING that Mark guy possessed me. I know he drives you nuts at work, and I dunno, I just wanted to try something different. It DID make the sex hotter, right?” Relief swept over me. It had all been an act. Or so I thought, until she said, “Ow, my head.” Her eyelids fluttered, and then with a wicked grin me, and everyone at the gym. With a wicked grin she said, “I want you to know, Travis, I can take her over anytime, anywhere.”