Drinking Hack
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Our fraternity has the best way to keep a party going. Right before you get too drunk to function, you just put on a skinsuit. Mind you, we only got female skinsuits, but I never heard anyone complaining when they suddenly get to be a sexy chick. Once it’s on, you can start drinking all over again. Of course with smaller frames, you get drunk faster the second time around. I just walked in on three of my frat brothers who are giggling and bragging about being four skins deep. “We’re out of cups,” the short haired brunette says. “So we’re using each other’s butt.” They giggle, and sure enough, I watch as the liquor trickles down her back, where another girl is waiting to lap it up. Once she swallows it, she gives her ass an extra lick for good measure. “Careful,” I joke. “Or you three are gonna end up fucking each other.” They eye me up and down. I’m pretty sure that’s what they have in mind, they were just waiting for a willing dick to add to the mix. Happy to oblige. “I got next.”