Breakup Services
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I kinda stumbled into this business when a friend asked if I would hop her and break up with her boyfriend so she didn’t have to. She even said she’d pay me! So yeah, now it’s totally a service I provide. For a fee, I will hop a person and break up with their boyfriend or girlfriend so they don’t have to remember their hurt expressions. And I’ll make sure it’s permanent. There won’t be calls or texts begging to get back together. How do I do that? Well, I’ll use my friend as the example. She gave me permission to do whatever I needed to do so her boyfriend would get the message. After I hopped her, I put on a nice dress, then went dildo shopping. I found a big one, then told her boyfriend to meet me at the park. As soon as he approached, I spread his girlfriend’s legs open and said, “Sorry, but I’m done fucking your tiny pricks. I gotta have something much bigger for this pussy, so we’re done. Now get outta here. I can’t cum while I’m looking at your face, but you know that already, don’t you.” Yeah, sounds harsh I know. But effective, and my friend was happy with the results.