Safe Bet

[Kripto]

Me and my fellow hopper friends have found an easy way to make money betting on women’s sports. We’ll go all in on a team that is a longshot, then we’ll make sure we’re in attendance at their next game. Before it starts, my friends and I will hop the hottest players on that team, and coax the referees into meeting us in the locker room. Then we let them do whatever they want to us, no questions asked. This has led to a high success rate, because these refs are always happy to play ball, as long as we drain theirs first.