Poor Sports
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My buddy and I usually enjoy playing tennis. Until recently. A couple jocks started coming by during our recent matches, and they asked if we wanted to play doubles. My friend and I agreed, and promptly got our asses handed to us. That would have been alright, except these guys were real assholes about it. They’d mock and ridicule us, repeatedly telling us we play ‘like girls,’ and maybe we should play pickleball instead. This went on for a few weeks, until one day I got fed up with it, and brought some bimbo powder to add to their water bottles. My friend distracted them while I slipped it in, and then we started playing. After we lost a quick game, we all took a break, and my friend and I watched in satisfaction as they both drank from their spiked bottles. “Yours taste funny?” one asked. “Kinda sweet, I like it,” the other responded. When they got back on the court, they could hardly return any shots due to giggling, and by the end of one game, they were fully transformed into attractive women. “My big boobies keep getting in the way!” one pouted. “I know!” the other agreed. “Can’t we play something easier?” I took out two pickleball paddles and said, “Why don’t you two play naked pickelball together?” They squealed and took off their clothes. They struggled to keep up a volley, and after a couple of points, the realized the only balls they were interested in were the ones in our shorts.