Laying Low
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The criminal inside my wife thinks I’m stupid. I saw him running from the cops after he robbed that bank. And more importantly, I saw him phase hop into my wife’s body, but he doesn’t KNOW that I saw that. I should have called it out right then, but I was put off by the alluring smile he gave me. “Oh, let’s get away from here…uh, honey?” he said. I wanted to laugh, cause this guy wanted me to help him flee the scene. But then he sidled up to me with my wife’s hot body and said, “All this excitement’s got me kinda hot. I’d really like you to take me home and fuck my brains out.” My wife NEVER talks like that, and I was curious how far this guy would go, so I took him home, where he let me fuck him so hard. I thought he’d jump out of my wife, mock me, and then carry on with his successful getaway. But he stayed. I mean, I know it’s him. He keeps forgetting my name, and walks around naked all the time, and has a much higher libido than my wife. He also likes tattoos, and as soon as I got home today, he rushed me into the bedroom and got on all fours. “I got me a new tattoo. Do ya like it, Jack, er, Jeff, er, sweetie? Sorry, I’m just so fucking horny right now.” He tried to make me forget his little slip up by wiggling my wife’s butt enticingly. “Why don’t you get a closer look at my new ink while you fuck my ass?”
I really should turn this guy in, but the sex is just too good.