Trying to Make Things Normal

[Kripto]

Roger finished tightening the belt around his waist and looked down. He moved his torso back and forth, and watched appreciatively as the artificial phallus between his leg wiggled accordingly. He stepped into his bedroom where his wife was scrolling on her phone. In a high pitched voice he said proudly, “Look what I did for us, honey.” Darlene’s eyes went straight to his face, and her eyebrows rose straightaway as she took in what he was wearing, and also, what he was NOT wearing. “Roger, why are you walking around like that!” she exclaimed. “Put some clothes on!” Roger’s confidence took a hit, but he didn’t give up. He rocked back on one leg and tried to pose in a way his wife would find enticing. “Babe, even though our son’s crazy machine malfunctioned and put me in this body, we’re still husband and wife. I might be like this for awhile, and…well, quite frankly, I have needs. Seriously, these teenage hormones have my libido through the roof right now, and it would be nice if we could connect physically again. I even got this strap on. See? If I wear it, maybe it can help the sex seem normal.”

For a moment, Darlene was speechless at what her husband was suggesting. Then she found her voice. “Roger! Are you insane?! The problem isn’t that you don’t have a penis! It’s that you’re in our daughter’s body!” With that the matter was closed for another night, leaving Roger to spend another late night on the living room couch masturbating himself to sleep.